Funny Haikus That Show How Great Things Come In Small Packages

Voting Rules
Vote up the 17 syllables that make you laugh.

While many poems beat around the bush for multiple stanzas, the funniest haikus on the internet get right to the point.

Relying on a mere 17 syllables to function, joke haikus require only a minimal amount of attention for a maximum amount of entertainment. For those who find Shakespeare too wordy or Thoreau too pretentious, punny haikus are the perfect mixture of artfulness and amusement. Thankfully, the internet has no shortage of funny poems, and that means more haikus than there are stanzas in The Divine Comedy

The subreddit r/Haikus offers a whole catalog for people to browse, and books such as Nerd Haiku show off clever ways to incorporate geek humor into the art form.

  • 1
    338 VOTES

    See An Opening

    When life shuts a door

    Just open it. It's a door.

    That is how doors work.

    - From Redditor /u/Cheesyliner

    338 votes
  • 2
    218 VOTES

    Who Can They Trust?

    My zipper is down

    No one has told me all day

    Who are my real friends

    - From Redditor /u/michaeljbam

    218 votes
  • 3
    180 VOTES


    Wolf in sheep's clothing

    Meets a sheep in wolf's clothing

    Confusion abounds

    - From Go Comics

    180 votes
  • 4
    236 VOTES

    An Autobiography

    I drink brake fluid

    They say I'm addicted, but

    I can always stop

    - From Redditor /u/IFTN

    236 votes
  • 5
    145 VOTES

    Shedding Your Layers

    I shed my old skin

    It's not some deep metaphor

    I just have sunburn

    - From Redditor /u/Mr_Tengu

    145 votes
  • 6
    167 VOTES

    A Couple Of Equations

    The mathematician

    Plotting his past relations

    "ex" and "why" axis

    - From Redditor /u/4apalehorse

    167 votes