Names Funny Names to Give a Hedgehog  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give hedgehogs.

Looking for some funny hedgehog names? This list of creative hedgehog name ideas should prove helpful, particularly if you’re hoping to give your new spiky friend a particularly clever name. Having a hedgehog as a pet is a delight. Enjoy your new buddy, and enjoy the naming process, too.

Some cute and cool hedgehog names play off this adorable animal’s appearance, particularly its quills. If that's what you’re after, go for names like "Spike," "Hokey Pokey," and "Cactus Jack." You can also choose hedgehog name puns - they’re some of the funniest names for hedgehogs. Need a few good, punny examples? How about "Quilliam Shatner," "Quillem Dafoe," "Shaquill O’Neal," or even "EinSpine."

Few critters are cuter than hedgehogs, and they make wonderful pets. Give them a moniker they can be proud of by choosing from this hedgehog name list. And, if you’ve already got a great name for a hedgehog, add it and help others owners find their perfect names, too. Vote for your favorites!

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Pokeahontas

2
547 426
Spike

3
443 337
Quilly Wonka

4
464 459
Sonic

5
333 313
Quilliam Shakespeare

6
255 330
Hokey Pokey

7
223 303
Quill Smith

8
227 313
Shaquill O’Neal

9
177 287
Edgar Allan Poke

10
141 226
Shaquilla

11
157 272
quill.i.am

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87 146
1520563606479 added Quill Ferrell

13
158 297
Bruce Quillis

14
131 249
EinSpine

15
123 234
Snoop Hoggy Hog

16
131 254
Cactus Jack

17
118 235
Winston Churchquill

18
83 196
Quillma

19
77 200
Prick Astley

20
74 197
Quillie Nelson

21
55 166
Quillypad

22
35 130
1520563606479 added Owen Quillson

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63 220
EthanProffitt added ScarySnifflingSound of doom or SSSOD ude for short

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47 182
Quilliam Shatner

25
43 179
Quillary Rodham Clinton

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35 171
Don Quillxote

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33 169
Quillem Dafoe

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21 146
JeffJeff added Quillyhim Jefferson