Names Funny Names to Give a Hedgehog  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give hedgehogs.

Looking for some funny hedgehog names? This list of creative hedgehog name ideas should prove helpful, particularly if you’re hoping to give your new spiky friend a particularly clever name. Having a hedgehog as a pet is a delight. Enjoy your new buddy, and enjoy the naming process, too.

Some cute and cool hedgehog names play off this adorable animal’s appearance, particularly its quills. If that's what you’re after, go for names like "Spike," "Hokey Pokey," and "Cactus Jack." You can also choose hedgehog name puns - they’re some of the funniest names for hedgehogs. Need a few good, punny examples? How about "Quilliam Shatner," "Quillem Dafoe," "Shaquill O’Neal," or even "EinSpine."

Few critters are cuter than hedgehogs, and they make wonderful pets. Give them a moniker they can be proud of by choosing from this hedgehog name list. And, if you’ve already got a great name for a hedgehog, add it and help others owners find their perfect names, too. Vote for your favorites!

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Spike

2
757 589
Pokeahontas

3
588 455
Quilly Wonka

4
606 589
Sonic

5
428 393
Quilliam Shakespeare

6
326 421
Hokey Pokey

7
300 383
Quill Smith

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290 403
Shaquill O’Neal

9
238 369
Edgar Allan Poke

10
185 297
Shaquilla

11
179 309
Snoop Hoggy Hog

12
201 353
quill.i.am

13
125 212
k.pruitt1004 added Quill Ferrell

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192 367
Bruce Quillis

15
165 312
Cactus Jack

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162 307
EinSpine

17
146 293
Winston Churchquill

18
104 248
Quillie Nelson

19
106 255
Quillma

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95 260
Prick Astley

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74 219
Quillypad

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53 177
k.pruitt1004 added Owen Quillson

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95 302
EthanProffitt added ScarySnifflingSound of doom or SSSOD ude for short

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61 227
Quilliam Shatner

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58 223
Quillary Rodham Clinton