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Funny Names to Give a Horse 

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Updated March 4, 2020 36.4k votes 6.7k voters 300.3k views 65 items

List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a foal or older horse.

If you’re looking for some great and funny horse name ideas, this is the list for you. Some of these are breed-specific, some are male horse names, while others are more general and could be used to name fillies or colts of any kind. There are creative horse names and clever horse names, and any would make a good choice for your personal equine. 

If you're planning on taking your horse to shows, remember that the announcer will be saying its name. Perhaps the funniest horse names in that case would be "Hoof Hearted" and "Half Fast" (try saying them quickly). And punny horse names are fun, too - how about "Bitney Spurs," "Usain Colt," or even "Forrest Jump"? Cool horse names include "Silver" (The Lone Ranger’s horse), "Scout" (Tonto’s horse), "Rocinante" (from Don Quixote), or "Flicka" (from books and film). And even though "Mister Ed" is a little cheesy, it's still a cute name for a horse.

Congratulations on getting a new horse! Enjoy voting on this list of horse names and puns, and feel free to add your own.

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Harry Trotter
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Ellie Jackson added Tater Trot
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Forrest Jump
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Maple Stirrup
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NightMare
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Usain Colt
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Al Capony
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Mane Attraction
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6904 added Kevin
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lauren.ager added Hermioneigh

Funny, if you want 2 horses, one could be harry trotter and teh other hermioneigh, it is a good match

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Bitney Spurs
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Talk Derby to Me
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Black Beauty
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Stormy
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Hoof Hearted
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Hay Girl
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24swigg added Thunder
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Silver
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Flicka
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Scout
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Pony Soprano
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NeighSayer
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Major Blindside added Sylvester Stallione
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edelsole added Ash
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Cierra Pridemore added Horsen around

no one added this come on