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Funny Names to Give a Horse

Updated November 17, 2020 46.3k votes 7.8k voters 346.8k views61 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a foal or older horse.

If you’re looking for some great and funny horse name ideas, this is the list for you. Some of these are breed-specific, some are male horse names, while others are more general and could be used to name fillies or colts of any kind. There are creative horse names and clever horse names, and any would make a good choice for your personal equine. 

If you're planning on taking your horse to shows, remember that the announcer will be saying its name. Perhaps the funniest horse names in that case would be "Hoof Hearted" and "Half Fast" (try saying them quickly). And punny horse names are fun, too - how about "Bitney Spurs," "Usain Colt," or even "Forrest Jump"? Cool horse names include "Silver" (The Lone Ranger’s horse), "Scout" (Tonto’s horse), "Rocinante" (from Don Quixote), or "Flicka" (from books and film). And even though "Mister Ed" is a little cheesy, it's still a cute name for a horse.

Congratulations on getting a new horse! Enjoy voting on this list of horse names and puns, and feel free to add your own.

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  • 1
    2,540
    1,103

    Harry Trotter

  • 2
    1,724
    899

    Tater Trot

  • 3
    1,549
    817

    Maple Stirrup

  • 4
    831
    431

    Hermioneigh

    Funny, if you want 2 horses, one could be harry trotter and teh other hermioneigh, it is a good match

  • 5
    1,129
    616

    NightMare

  • 6
    1,482
    843

    Forrest Jump

  • 7
    1,091
    607

    Al Capony

  • 8
    1,087
    606

    Usain Colt

  • 9
    872
    487

    Mane Attraction

  • 10
    993
    574

    Kevin

  • 11
    812
    517

    Bitney Spurs

  • 12
    137
    56

    David Hasselhoofs

  • 13
    751
    523

    Talk Derby to Me

  • 14
    277
    167

    Sylvester Stallione

  • 15
    489
    329

    Thunder

  • 16
    657
    461

    Stormy

  • 17
    708
    501

    Black Beauty

  • 18
    588
    425

    Hay Girl

  • 19
    580
    428

    Hoof Hearted

  • 20
    222
    140

    Liam Neighson

  • 21
    509
    390

    Pony Soprano

  • 22
    509
    418

    Silver

  • 23
    482
    405

    Scout

  • 24
    516
    459

    Flicka

  • 25
    389
    373

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