Pets Funny Names to Give a Horse  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a foal or older horse.

If you’re looking for some great and funny horse name ideas, this is the list for you. Some of these are breed-specific, some are male horse names, while others are more general and could be used to name fillies or colts of any kind. There are creative horse names and clever horse names, and any would make a good choice for your personal equine. 

If you're planning on taking your horse to shows, remember that the announcer will be saying its name. Perhaps the funniest horse names in that case would be "Hoof Hearted" and "Half Fast" (try saying them quickly). And punny horse names are fun, too - how about "Bitney Spurs," "Usain Colt," or even "Forrest Jump"? Cool horse names include "Silver" (The Lone Ranger’s horse), "Scout" (Tonto’s horse), "Rocinante" (from Don Quixote), or "Flicka" (from books and film). And even though "Mister Ed" is a little cheesy, it's still a cute name for a horse.

Congratulations on getting a new horse! Enjoy voting on this list of horse names and puns, and feel free to add your own.

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807 381
Harry Trotter

2
526 288
Forrest Jump

3
491 272
Ellie Jackson added Tater Trot

4
465 274
Maple Stirrup

5
324 165
Al Capony

6
363 206
NightMare

7
387 230
Usain Colt

8
337 198
Mane Attraction

9
275 173
Bitney Spurs

10
117 42
lauren.ager added Hermioneigh

Funny, if you want 2 horses, one could be harry trotter and teh other hermioneigh, it is a good match

11
246 180
Talk Derby to Me

12
269 216
Black Beauty

13
228 180
Stormy

14
179 140
Hoof Hearted

15
186 164
Flicka

16
171 147
Hay Girl

17
168 145
Silver

18
97 63
6904 added Kevin

19
167 145
Scout

20
130 133
Pony Soprano

21
126 139
NeighSayer

22
59 52
24swigg added Thunder

23
104 136
Trojan Horse

24
108 144
Colt Forty-Five

25
73 98
edelsole added Ash

26
27 31
Cierra Pridemore added Horsen around

no one added this come on

27
34 44
24swigg added

28
77 122
Leon Trotsky

29
82 133
Dappleganger

30
32 50
grahux added

31
96 159
Horse Power

32
89 149
Mister Ed

33
72 128
Weebiscuit

34
12 25
Cierra Pridemore added Purple Majesty

Horses are majestic

35
14 31
Cierra Pridemore added The Long Face

Why the long face?

36
23 51
grahux added

37
82 164
My Little Pony

38
59 124
Hoofing It

39
43 97
Castor“DahUberSneeper”Chin added Lil' Hoarse

40
8 30
JPHN added Adam Neighiski

41
54 137
jmajewsk added Luke

42
46 125
Half Fast

43
56 146
Gaits of Hell

44
14 55
empochatko3 added

45
23 94
donaldjtrumpamericafirst added Uyack Hunt

46
9 53
nok0003 added T,O,U,C,H,I,N,G

47
28 114
BadXample added Haysfur Horses

48
36 142
Rocinante

49
3 35
heynow added Jordan Parkin

50
2 31
heynow added Horsedan Parkin