Living Funny Names to Give a Horse  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a foal or older horse.

If you’re looking for some great and funny horse name ideas, this is the list for you. Some of these are breed-specific, some are male horse names, while others are more general and could be used to name fillies or colts of any kind. There are creative horse names and clever horse names, and any would make a good choice for your personal equine. 

If you're planning on taking your horse to shows, remember that the announcer will be saying its name. Perhaps the funniest horse names in that case would be "Hoof Hearted" and "Half Fast" (try saying them quickly). And punny horse names are fun, too - how about "Bitney Spurs," "Usain Colt," or even "Forrest Jump"? Cool horse names include "Silver" (The Lone Ranger’s horse), "Scout" (Tonto’s horse), "Rocinante" (from Don Quixote), or "Flicka" (from books and film). And even though "Mister Ed" is a little cheesy, it's still a cute name for a horse.

Congratulations on getting a new horse! Enjoy voting on this list of horse names and puns, and feel free to add your own.

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1,010 464
Harry Trotter

2
671 343
Forrest Jump

3
624 335
Ellie Jackson added Tater Trot

4
570 309
Maple Stirrup

5
450 228
Al Capony

6
429 232
NightMare

7
464 261
Usain Colt

8
390 226
Mane Attraction

9
333 207
Bitney Spurs

10
176 77
lauren.ager added Hermioneigh

Funny, if you want 2 horses, one could be harry trotter and teh other hermioneigh, it is a good match

11
298 205
Talk Derby to Me

12
171 105
6904 added Kevin

13
312 250
Black Beauty

14
224 165
Hoof Hearted

15
265 215
Stormy

16
217 174
Hay Girl

17
199 170
Silver

18
217 192
Flicka

19
182 152
Pony Soprano

20
192 171
Scout

21
160 155
NeighSayer

22
92 73
24swigg added Thunder

23
134 160
Colt Forty-Five

24
120 156
Trojan Horse

25
49 56
Cierra Pridemore added Horsen around

no one added this come on