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Funny Names to Give a Horse

Updated November 17, 2020 47.3k votes 7.7k voters 340.5k views61 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a foal or older horse.

If you’re looking for some great and funny horse name ideas, this is the list for you. Some of these are breed-specific, some are male horse names, while others are more general and could be used to name fillies or colts of any kind. There are creative horse names and clever horse names, and any would make a good choice for your personal equine. 

If you're planning on taking your horse to shows, remember that the announcer will be saying its name. Perhaps the funniest horse names in that case would be "Hoof Hearted" and "Half Fast" (try saying them quickly). And punny horse names are fun, too - how about "Bitney Spurs," "Usain Colt," or even "Forrest Jump"? Cool horse names include "Silver" (The Lone Ranger’s horse), "Scout" (Tonto’s horse), "Rocinante" (from Don Quixote), or "Flicka" (from books and film). And even though "Mister Ed" is a little cheesy, it's still a cute name for a horse.

Congratulations on getting a new horse! Enjoy voting on this list of horse names and puns, and feel free to add your own.

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  • 1
    2,611
    1,131

    Harry Trotter

  • 2
    1,765
    915

    Tater Trot

  • 3
    1,572
    831

    Maple Stirrup

  • 4
    832
    430

    Hermioneigh

    Funny, if you want 2 horses, one could be harry trotter and teh other hermioneigh, it is a good match

  • 5
    1,146
    625

    NightMare

  • 6
    1,110
    612

    Usain Colt

  • 7
    1,538
    870

    Forrest Jump

  • 8
    1,123
    621

    Al Capony

  • 9
    892
    494

    Mane Attraction

  • 10
    992
    578

    Kevin

  • 11
    816
    527

    Bitney Spurs

  • 12
    493
    319

    Thunder

  • 13
    675
    461

    Stormy

  • 14
    764
    531

    Talk Derby to Me

  • 15
    729
    509

    Black Beauty

  • 16
    262
    160

    Sylvester Stallione

  • 17
    114
    47

    David Hasselhoofs

  • 18
    606
    434

    Hay Girl

  • 19
    600
    441

    Hoof Hearted

  • 20
    209
    134

    Liam Neighson

  • 21
    514
    402

    Pony Soprano

  • 22
    530
    422

    Silver

  • 23
    502
    407

    Scout

  • 24
    538
    469

    Flicka

  • 25
    84
    57

    The Mane Man