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Funny Names to Give a Horse

Updated March 4, 2020 47.6k votes 7.4k voters 325.9k views60 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a foal or older horse.

If you’re looking for some great and funny horse name ideas, this is the list for you. Some of these are breed-specific, some are male horse names, while others are more general and could be used to name fillies or colts of any kind. There are creative horse names and clever horse names, and any would make a good choice for your personal equine. 

If you're planning on taking your horse to shows, remember that the announcer will be saying its name. Perhaps the funniest horse names in that case would be "Hoof Hearted" and "Half Fast" (try saying them quickly). And punny horse names are fun, too - how about "Bitney Spurs," "Usain Colt," or even "Forrest Jump"? Cool horse names include "Silver" (The Lone Ranger’s horse), "Scout" (Tonto’s horse), "Rocinante" (from Don Quixote), or "Flicka" (from books and film). And even though "Mister Ed" is a little cheesy, it's still a cute name for a horse.

Congratulations on getting a new horse! Enjoy voting on this list of horse names and puns, and feel free to add your own.

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  • 1
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    Harry Trotter

  • 2
    1,775
    929

    Tater Trot

  • 3
    812
    411

    Hermioneigh

    Funny, if you want 2 horses, one could be harry trotter and teh other hermioneigh, it is a good match

  • 4
    1,589
    857

    Maple Stirrup

  • 5
    1,164
    630

    NightMare

  • 6
    1,149
    621

    Al Capony

  • 7
    1,137
    623

    Usain Colt

  • 8
    1,591
    896

    Forrest Jump

  • 9
    896
    507

    Mane Attraction

  • 10
    987
    570

    Kevin

  • 11
    816
    541

    Bitney Spurs

  • 12
    492
    313

    Thunder

  • 13
    681
    463

    Stormy

  • 14
    777
    543

    Talk Derby to Me

  • 15
    739
    523

    Black Beauty

  • 16
    609
    444

    Hay Girl

  • 17
    607
    447

    Hoof Hearted

  • 18
    240
    154

    Sylvester Stallione

  • 19
    544
    430

    Silver

  • 20
    520
    413

    Pony Soprano

  • 21
    187
    127

    Liam Neighson

  • 22
    509
    417

    Scout

  • 23
    72
    32

    David Hasselhoofs

  • 24
    552
    477

    Flicka

  • 25
    406
    390

    NeighSayer

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