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24 Hilarious Job Descriptions That Will Make You Happy You Don't Work There 

Nathan Davidson
Updated June 14, 2018 5.5k votes 933 voters 98.6k views 24 items

List Rules Vote up the job descriptions that sound worse than unemployment.

Finding the perfect job is never easy because both employers and employees often embellish how great they are. People tend to exaggerate their qualifications on their resume, while companies oversell how great it is to work for them. These are bright, shining examples of brutally honest job descriptions, and boy are they refreshing. The reality is most jobs suck. So if employers would simply start explaining in a funny way how much their particular job sucks, everyone would be much happier. Enjoy this photo gallery of weird job descriptions, and don't forget to vote up your favorites!

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Suckers Wanted
Suckers Wanted is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 24 Hilarious Job Descriptions That Will Make You Happy You Don't Work There
Photo: Wikimedia Commons/CC-BY
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Dream Come True
Dream Come True is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 24 Hilarious Job Descriptions That Will Make You Happy You Don't Work There
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The Jerk Store Called
The Jerk Store Called is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 24 Hilarious Job Descriptions That Will Make You Happy You Don't Work There
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Spin Doctors
Spin Doctors is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 24 Hilarious Job Descriptions That Will Make You Happy You Don't Work There
Photo: Metaweb/GNU Free Documentation License
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