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Classic One-Liners About Aging That Never Get Old

Updated November 30, 2018 1.9k votes 331 voters 16.7k views15 items

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Getting older is a fact of life, but that doesn't make it any easier to deal with. Fortunately, there are countless comedians who've given the world classic one-liners about aging, thereby helping take the sting out of all the challenges growing old entails. If one laughs about old age, haven't they already won half the battle? 

From stand-up comedy legends to up-and-coming jokesters, old age has long been a source of humor. The best jokes about aging skewer the aspects of growing older that are tough for everyone to accept; the slowing down of the body, the rapid advancement of a world that feels like it's moving forward without you, and of course, looking older.

When a person can find the comedy in a difficult reality, it's safe to say they've reached a mature age.