Funny The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams  

Kel Varnsen
2.7k votes 299 voters 61k views 42 items

Kickball. It's an amazing game, if we're all honest with each other for three seconds. It requires only basic motor skills and a cursory knowledge of how baseball works, essentially. But in kickball, you can't get hit in the head by a 90 mph fastball. You do, however, get to launch a mostly harmless rubber ball at your opponents' heads, and that's awesome. That's what America, at its core, is all about.

It's so fun, We all played it growing up (or most of us did, I would guess) and now there are leagues across the country where we can continue to play it as adults. As it was before, it is now. It's all about fun. That's why your team needs an awesome name.

Here's a list of some funny kickball team names. Vote for your favorites! Steal them for your own team! Have fun!
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The Sons of Pitches is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Sons of Pitches
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49 42
ReKickulous is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
ReKickulous
3
68 63
The We Aren't Athletic Enough ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The We Aren't Athletic Enough for Slow-Pitch Softballs
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58 55
Balls of Fury is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Balls of Fury
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49 45
Basic Pitches is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Basic Pitches
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53 50
The Last Picks is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Last Picks
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50 52
The Nut Shots is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Nut Shots
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36 36
The Kickin' Chickens is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Kickin' Chickens
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46 49
The We're Probably Drunks is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The We're Probably Drunks
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48 52
Rubber Lovers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Rubber Lovers
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44 49
The Blue Balls is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Blue Balls
12
34 37
The Miami Feet is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Miami Feet
13
41 47
The Gym Class Heroes is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Gym Class Heroes
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35 41
The New York Kicks is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The New York Kicks
15
37 45
The Matching TShirts is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Matching TShirts
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21 26
Tommy Lasorda Baseball is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
TonyBruno added
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24 30
The Grass Stains is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Grass Stains
18
30 39
The Belly Itchers is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Belly Itchers
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24 32
Risky Ballness is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Risky Ballness
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29 39
The Dropkick Murphys is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Dropkick Murphys
21
23 31
The Kickstarters is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Kickstarters
22
11 15
Sit On My Base is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Jonathan Fridg added Sit On My Base
23
28 38
The Look at Me Now, Coach Smit... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Look at Me Now, Coach Smith!'s
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25 34
Pitchy Divas is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Pitchy Divas
25
26 38
Angels in the Public Park is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Angels in the Public Park