funny The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams  

Kel Varnsen
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Kickball. It's an amazing game, if we're all honest with each other for three seconds. It requires only basic motor skills and a cursory knowledge of how baseball works, essentially. But in kickball, you can't get hit in the head by a 90 mph fastball. You do, however, get to launch a mostly harmless rubber ball at your opponents' heads, and that's awesome. That's what America, at its core, is all about.

It's so fun, We all played it growing up (or most of us did, I would guess) and now there are leagues across the country where we can continue to play it as adults. As it was before, it is now. It's all about fun. That's why your team needs an awesome name.

Here's a list of some funny kickball team names. Vote for your favorites! Steal them for your own team! Have fun!
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The Sons of Pitches is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Sons of Pitches

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The We Aren't Athletic Enough ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The We Aren't Athletic Enough for Slow-Pitch Softballs

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46 37
ReKickulous is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
ReKickulous

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54 48
Balls of Fury is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Balls of Fury

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51 45
The Last Picks is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Last Picks

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50 45
The Nut Shots is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Nut Shots

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45 40
Basic Pitches is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Basic Pitches

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33 32
The Miami Feet is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Miami Feet

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44 45
The We're Probably Drunks is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The We're Probably Drunks

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44 45
The Blue Balls is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Blue Balls

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41 42
The Gym Class Heroes is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Gym Class Heroes

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34 34
The Kickin' Chickens is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Kickin' Chickens

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46 49
Rubber Lovers is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Rubber Lovers

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34 37
The New York Kicks is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The New York Kicks

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Tommy Lasorda Baseball is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
TonyBruno added Take it Easy Tommy Lasorda

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The Matching TShirts is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Matching TShirts

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23 27
The Grass Stains is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Grass Stains

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30 36
The Belly Itchers is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Belly Itchers

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11 12
Sit On My Base is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Jonathan Fridg added Sit On My Base

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24 29
Risky Ballness is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Risky Ballness

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28 35
The Look at Me Now, Coach Smit... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Look at Me Now, Coach Smith!'s

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28 36
The Dropkick Murphys is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Dropkick Murphys

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22 29
The Kickstarters is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Kickstarters

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24 32
Pitchy Divas is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Pitchy Divas

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25 36
Angels in the Public Park is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Angels in the Public Park

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22 32
The Pitch Perfects is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Pitch Perfects

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19 28
The Who's on Firsts is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Who's on Firsts

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19 28
The Ball Puns is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Ball Puns

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The Flying Balls is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Flying Balls

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18 29
The Weekend Warriors is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Weekend Warriors

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20 33
The Fellowkick of the Balls is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Fellowkick of the Balls

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The Sick Kicks is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Sick Kicks

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19 34
The Tar Balls is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Tar Balls

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20 36
Kierkegaard is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Kierkegaard

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17 34
Indiana Jones and the Temple o... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Balls

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13 28
Beantown is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Beantown

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11 25
The Rubber Cannons is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Rubber Cannons

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10 25
The Rubber Knights is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Rubber Knights

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8 25
The Pitchforks is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Pitchforks

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8 26
Punt Palace is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Punt Palace

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11 33
The C Punters is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The C Punters

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6 28
Rubber Ball MC's is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Rubber Ball MC's