Kickball. It's an amazing game, if we're all honest with each other for three seconds. It requires only basic motor skills and a cursory knowledge of how baseball works, essentially. But in kickball, you can't get hit in the head by a 90 mph fastball. You do, however, get to launch a mostly harmless rubber ball at your opponents' heads, and that's awesome. That's what America, at its core, is all about.
It's so fun, We all played it growing up (or most of us did, I would guess) and now there are leagues across the country where we can continue to play it as adults. As it was before, it is now. It's all about fun. That's why your team needs an awesome name.
Here's a list of some funny kickball team names. Vote for your favorites! Steal them for your own team! Have fun!
The Sons of Pitches
The We Aren't Athletic Enough for Slow-Pitch Softballs