Funny The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams  

Kel Varnsen
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Kickball. It's an amazing game, if we're all honest with each other for three seconds. It requires only basic motor skills and a cursory knowledge of how baseball works, essentially. But in kickball, you can't get hit in the head by a 90 mph fastball. You do, however, get to launch a mostly harmless rubber ball at your opponents' heads, and that's awesome. That's what America, at its core, is all about.

It's so fun, We all played it growing up (or most of us did, I would guess) and now there are leagues across the country where we can continue to play it as adults. As it was before, it is now. It's all about fun. That's why your team needs an awesome name.

Here's a list of some funny kickball team names. Vote for your favorites! Steal them for your own team! Have fun!
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The Sons of Pitches is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Sons of Pitches

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67 59
The We Aren't Athletic Enough ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The We Aren't Athletic Enough for Slow-Pitch Softballs

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49 40
ReKickulous is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
ReKickulous

4
57 52
Balls of Fury is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Balls of Fury

5
53 49
The Last Picks is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Last Picks

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47 44
Basic Pitches is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Basic Pitches

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50 50
The Nut Shots is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Nut Shots

8
35 35
The Kickin' Chickens is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Kickin' Chickens

9
46 48
The We're Probably Drunks is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The We're Probably Drunks

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44 47
The Blue Balls is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Blue Balls

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47 51
Rubber Lovers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Rubber Lovers

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33 35
The Miami Feet is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Miami Feet

13
41 45
The Gym Class Heroes is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Gym Class Heroes

14
37 43
The Matching TShirts is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Matching TShirts

15
34 40
The New York Kicks is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The New York Kicks

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21 24
Tommy Lasorda Baseball is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
TonyBruno added

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24 28
The Grass Stains is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Grass Stains

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30 38
The Belly Itchers is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Belly Itchers

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24 31
Risky Ballness is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Risky Ballness

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11 14
Sit On My Base is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Jonathan Fridg added Sit On My Base

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23 30
The Kickstarters is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Kickstarters

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25 33
Pitchy Divas is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Pitchy Divas

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28 37
The Look at Me Now, Coach Smit... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Look at Me Now, Coach Smith!'s

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28 38
The Dropkick Murphys is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Dropkick Murphys

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26 37
Angels in the Public Park is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Angels in the Public Park

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20 29
The Who's on Firsts is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Who's on Firsts

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23 34
The Pitch Perfects is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Pitch Perfects

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19 30
The Ball Puns is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Ball Puns

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18 30
The Weekend Warriors is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Weekend Warriors

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17 29
The Flying Balls is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Flying Balls

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20 34
The Fellowkick of the Balls is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Fellowkick of the Balls

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14 26
The Sick Kicks is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Sick Kicks

33
19 35
The Tar Balls is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Tar Balls

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20 37
Kierkegaard is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Kierkegaard

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17 35
Indiana Jones and the Temple o... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Balls

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13 29
Beantown is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Beantown

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11 26
The Rubber Cannons is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Rubber Cannons

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10 26
The Rubber Knights is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Rubber Knights

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9 26
Punt Palace is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Punt Palace

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8 26
The Pitchforks is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The Pitchforks

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12 34
The C Punters is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
The C Punters

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6 31
Rubber Ball MC's is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Names for Kickball Teams
Rubber Ball MC's