Pets Funny Names to Give a Lizard  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a pet lizard, like an iguana, chameleon, gecko, or bearded dragon.

If you’re looking for some funny lizard name ideas, this is the list for you. Lizards make excellent pets, whether they're bearded dragons, geckos, iguanas, chameleons, or some other exotic type. And don’t let anyone ever tell you lizards don’t have personalities - they most certainly do. And as such, they deserve creative names that reflect their uniqueness. Hopefully this list of lizard names proves helpful.

If you need some cool lizard names, you can always stick to the classics like “Lizzie." You could also give your pet a name that is descriptive, like “Slinky” or “Licketysplit." Want a clever lizard name? How about puns, like “Lizard Lemon”? Tina Fey would be flattered.

Cute chameleon names are easy. The most obvious would be “Rango,” based on that adorable chameleon movie. You could also go for punny, celebrity-inspired names like “Chamuel L. Jackson” or “Chamillionaire,” too.

For bearded dragons, “Smaug” or “Norbert” would simply be perfection. And for gecko names, what about “Geico Gekko,” or even “Gordon Gecko”?  

Whether its monikers for iguanas, cute lizard names, or names for a gecko you’re after, enjoy voting for the funniest and most unique options here. And good luck in naming your new lizard buddy!

list ordered by

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1,393 810
Yoshi

2
1,150 671
Rango

3
1,012 651
Godzilla

4
915 701
Lizanardo Da Vinci

5
752 561
Charmander

6
590 454
vertea added Pringle

7
697 569
Blizzard

8
289 179
mariah2349 added

9
521 584
Queen Elizardbeth

10
376 414
Slinky

11
586 720
Lizzie

12
284 354
DBharvey12 added Spryo

13
344 475
Norbert

14
157 187
chandlerrutherford23 added Dorito (and then if people ask if they can keep it, say he/she is nacho cheese)

15
129 158
chandlerrutherford23 added Diablo

16
97 108
ReeseDaniel added Twig

17
132 166
Boaty added Scaley doggo

18
252 401
Smaug

19
150 231
succaloo added Gay Bowser

20
42 39
eagreen added yoshi

21
89 132
chandlerrutherford23 added Frito

22
179 315
DBharvey12 added Scorpio

23
191 386
Chamillionaire

24
100 196
LilyPickard added sal. E mander

25
160 322
Hannah McCoy added Grimlock

26
187 389
Rap-Tile

27
46 98
ReeseDaniel added Boog

28
53 116
TornikeLaghidze added Bennedict Skaleyhat

29
129 294
Chamuel L. Jackson

30
129 297
Juana Iguana

31
128 296
Skinkerbelle

32
31 75
ReeseDaniel added Havoc

33
145 340
Lizard Lemon

34
113 266
DBharvey12 added Linkin

35
9 28
AdriDee added Rico Suave III

36
145 350
Gordon Gecko

37
119 290
Hannah McCoy added Scalzy

38
117 287
Geico Gecko

39
106 268
Licketysplit

40
77 198
ruby1234 added Gustave

41
66 174
mohammedghazal added Jose

42
111 288
Private I. Guana

43
30 89
ReeseDaniel added Jigga

44
58 183
ruby1234 added Gustave

45
66 221
DBharvey12 added LizLiz

46
78 259
Scale Caesar

47
25 107
TornikeLaghidze added Boris Johnson

48
74 284
Tonguetwister

49
74 290
TiddlySkink

50
24 128
210007410 added lizalfo