Names Funny Names to Give a Lizard  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a pet lizard, like an iguana, chameleon, gecko, or bearded dragon.

If you’re looking for some funny lizard name ideas, this is the list for you. Lizards make excellent pets, whether they're bearded dragons, geckos, iguanas, chameleons, or some other exotic type. And don’t let anyone ever tell you lizards don’t have personalities - they most certainly do. And as such, they deserve creative names that reflect their uniqueness. Hopefully this list of lizard names proves helpful.

If you need some cool lizard names, you can always stick to the classics like “Lizzie." You could also give your pet a name that is descriptive, like “Slinky” or “Licketysplit." Want a clever lizard name? How about puns, like “Lizard Lemon”? Tina Fey would be flattered.

Cute chameleon names are easy. The most obvious would be “Rango,” based on that adorable chameleon movie. You could also go for punny, celebrity-inspired names like “Chamuel L. Jackson” or “Chamillionaire,” too.

For bearded dragons, “Smaug” or “Norbert” would simply be perfection. And for gecko names, what about “Geico Gekko,” or even “Gordon Gecko”?  

Whether its monikers for iguanas, cute lizard names, or names for a gecko you’re after, enjoy voting for the funniest and most unique options here. And good luck in naming your new lizard buddy!

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1,250 718
Yoshi

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1,029 598
Rango

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913 573
Godzilla

4
687 503
Charmander

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819 621
Lizanardo Da Vinci

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653 521
Blizzard

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531 414
vertea added Pringle

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230 148
mariah2349 added Spike

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340 368
Slinky

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464 531
Queen Elizardbeth

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561 661
Lizzie

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250 307
DBharvey12 added Spryo

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124 138
1523902942657 added Dorito (and then if people ask if they can keep it, say he/she is nacho cheese)

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304 430
Norbert

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104 123
1523902942657 added Diablo

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98 113
Boaty added Scaley doggo

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70 74
ReeseDaniel added Twig

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225 366
Smaug

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167 287
DBharvey12 added Scorpio

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102 167
succaloo added Gay Bowser

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68 101
1523902942657 added Frito

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148 295
Hannah McCoy added Grimlock

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174 355
Rap-Tile

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174 359
Chamillionaire

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6 10
eagreen added yoshi

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78 171
LilyPickard added sal. E mander

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139 310
Lizard Lemon

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38 87
TornikeLaghidze added Bennedict Skaleyhat

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119 270
Juana Iguana

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30 70
ReeseDaniel added Boog

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115 264
Hannah McCoy added Scalzy

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104 242
DBharvey12 added Linkin

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112 265
Chamuel L. Jackson

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113 269
Skinkerbelle

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100 244
Licketysplit

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60 150
mohammedghazal added Jose

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108 263
Geico Gecko

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23 63
ReeseDaniel added Jigga

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136 330
Gordon Gecko

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18 56
ReeseDaniel added Havoc

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69 180
ruby1234 added Gustave

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104 267
Private I. Guana

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22 83
TornikeLaghidze added Boris Johnson

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50 164
ruby1234 added Gustave

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61 196
DBharvey12 added LizLiz

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70 240
Scale Caesar

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22 106
1519405660081 added lizalfo

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71 262
Tonguetwister

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68 270
TiddlySkink