Pets Funny Names to Give a Lizard  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a pet lizard, like an iguana, chameleon, gecko, or bearded dragon.

If you’re looking for some funny lizard name ideas, this is the list for you. Lizards make excellent pets, whether they're bearded dragons, geckos, iguanas, chameleons, or some other exotic type. And don’t let anyone ever tell you lizards don’t have personalities - they most certainly do. And as such, they deserve creative names that reflect their uniqueness. Hopefully this list of lizard names proves helpful.

If you need some cool lizard names, you can always stick to the classics like “Lizzie." You could also give your pet a name that is descriptive, like “Slinky” or “Licketysplit." Want a clever lizard name? How about puns, like “Lizard Lemon”? Tina Fey would be flattered.

Cute chameleon names are easy. The most obvious would be “Rango,” based on that adorable chameleon movie. You could also go for punny, celebrity-inspired names like “Chamuel L. Jackson” or “Chamillionaire,” too.

For bearded dragons, “Smaug” or “Norbert” would simply be perfection. And for gecko names, what about “Geico Gekko,” or even “Gordon Gecko”?  

Whether its monikers for iguanas, cute lizard names, or names for a gecko you’re after, enjoy voting for the funniest and most unique options here. And good luck in naming your new lizard buddy!

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1,308 764
Yoshi

2
1,081 627
Rango

3
954 609
Godzilla

4
859 651
Lizanardo Da Vinci

5
715 531
Charmander

6
557 431
vertea added Pringle

7
672 542
Blizzard

8
252 162
mariah2349 added

9
489 553
Queen Elizardbeth

10
359 389
Slinky

11
572 689
Lizzie

12
265 329
DBharvey12 added Spryo

13
139 159
1523902942657 added Dorito (and then if people ask if they can keep it, say he/she is nacho cheese)

14
320 454
Norbert

15
116 138
1523902942657 added Diablo

16
114 136
Boaty added Scaley doggo

17
84 88
ReeseDaniel added Twig

18
242 379
Smaug

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125 193
succaloo added Gay Bowser

20
76 115
1523902942657 added Frito

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173 299
DBharvey12 added Scorpio

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20 27
eagreen added yoshi

23
183 366
Rap-Tile

24
154 308
Hannah McCoy added Grimlock

25
183 372
Chamillionaire

26
89 180
LilyPickard added sal. E mander

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46 96
TornikeLaghidze added Bennedict Skaleyhat

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128 277
Juana Iguana

29
37 80
ReeseDaniel added Boog

30
124 278
Skinkerbelle

31
4 12
AdriDee added Rico Suave III

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119 275
Chamuel L. Jackson

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140 323
Lizard Lemon

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25 62
ReeseDaniel added Havoc

35
108 251
DBharvey12 added Linkin

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118 275
Hannah McCoy added Scalzy

37
114 270
Geico Gecko

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106 252
Licketysplit

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141 337
Gordon Gecko

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25 71
ReeseDaniel added Jigga

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62 160
mohammedghazal added Jose

42
109 273
Private I. Guana

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71 187
ruby1234 added Gustave

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53 171
ruby1234 added Gustave

45
64 203
DBharvey12 added LizLiz

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24 92
TornikeLaghidze added Boris Johnson

47
75 245
Scale Caesar

48
73 268
Tonguetwister

49
23 112
1519405660081 added lizalfo

50
70 277
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