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Funny Names to Give a Lizard

Updated April 28, 2019 35.1k votes 6.7k voters 167.4k views48 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a pet lizard, like an iguana, chameleon, gecko, or bearded dragon.

If you’re looking for some funny lizard name ideas, this is the list for you. Lizards make excellent pets, whether they're bearded dragons, geckos, iguanas, chameleons, or some other exotic type. And don’t let anyone ever tell you lizards don’t have personalities - they most certainly do. And as such, they deserve creative names that reflect their uniqueness. Hopefully this list of lizard names proves helpful.

If you need some cool lizard names, you can always stick to the classics like “Lizzie." You could also give your pet a name that is descriptive, like “Slinky” or “Licketysplit." Want a clever lizard name? How about puns, like “Lizard Lemon”? Tina Fey would be flattered.

Cute chameleon names are easy. The most obvious would be “Rango,” based on that adorable chameleon movie. You could also go for punny, celebrity-inspired names like “Chamuel L. Jackson” or “Chamillionaire,” too.

For bearded dragons, “Smaug” or “Norbert” would simply be perfection. And for gecko names, what about “Geico Gekko,” or even “Gordon Gecko”?  

Whether its monikers for iguanas, cute lizard names, or names for a gecko you’re after, enjoy voting for the funniest and most unique options here. And good luck in naming your new lizard buddy!

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    Rango

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    Toothless

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    Godzilla

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    Kiwi

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    Lizanardo Da Vinci

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    Charmander

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    Spike

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    Pringle

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    yoshi

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    Blizzard

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    Queen Elizardbeth

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    Dino

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    Dorito (and then if people ask if they can keep it, say he/she is nacho cheese)

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    Slinky

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    Spryo

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    Lizzie

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    Norbert

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    Gay Bowser

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    Scaley doggo

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    Diablo

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    sal. E mander

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    Frito

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    Twig

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    Spot

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    Smaug

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List Rules: Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a pet lizard, like an iguana, chameleon, gecko, or bearded dragon.