Pets Funny Names to Give a Lizard  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a pet lizard, like an iguana, chameleon, gecko, or bearded dragon.

If you’re looking for some funny lizard name ideas, this is the list for you. Lizards make excellent pets, whether they're bearded dragons, geckos, iguanas, chameleons, or some other exotic type. And don’t let anyone ever tell you lizards don’t have personalities - they most certainly do. And as such, they deserve creative names that reflect their uniqueness. Hopefully this list of lizard names proves helpful.

If you need some cool lizard names, you can always stick to the classics like “Lizzie." You could also give your pet a name that is descriptive, like “Slinky” or “Licketysplit." Want a clever lizard name? How about puns, like “Lizard Lemon”? Tina Fey would be flattered.

Cute chameleon names are easy. The most obvious would be “Rango,” based on that adorable chameleon movie. You could also go for punny, celebrity-inspired names like “Chamuel L. Jackson” or “Chamillionaire,” too.

For bearded dragons, “Smaug” or “Norbert” would simply be perfection. And for gecko names, what about “Geico Gekko,” or even “Gordon Gecko”?  

Whether its monikers for iguanas, cute lizard names, or names for a gecko you’re after, enjoy voting for the funniest and most unique options here. And good luck in naming your new lizard buddy!

list ordered by

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1,533 899
Yoshi

2
1,267 758
Rango

3
1,122 742
Godzilla

4
825 617
Charmander

5
1,024 794
Lizanardo Da Vinci

6
354 214
mariah2349 added

7
642 504
vertea added Pringle

8
739 615
Blizzard

9
568 644
Queen Elizardbeth

10
409 466
Slinky

11
624 772
Lizzie

12
324 400
DBharvey12 added Spryo

13
385 517
Norbert

14
201 242
chandlerrutherford23 added Dorito (and then if people ask if they can keep it, say he/she is nacho cheese)

15
86 72
eagreen added yoshi

16
152 198
chandlerrutherford23 added Diablo

17
156 215
Boaty added Scaley doggo

18
114 149
ReeseDaniel added Twig

19
269 440
Smaug

20
176 299
succaloo added Gay Bowser

21
103 167
chandlerrutherford23 added Frito

22
193 350
DBharvey12 added Scorpio

23
122 223
LilyPickard added sal. E mander

24
206 418
Chamillionaire

25
172 357
Hannah McCoy added Grimlock