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38 Local News Captions You Won't Believe Are Real  

Nathan Davidson
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Sure late night talk shows are funny, but if you're looking for the best brand of comedy on television, look no further than your local news. Every night local news stations produce captions, story titles, headlines, and clip graphics that are too insane to make up. You could trap the greatest comedians on Earth in a room together and they couldn't come up with anything half as funny as what the local news comes up with for their captions every night. These certainly aren't funny news stories, but they certainly are funny news story titles. You know, the words that pop up on the screen explaining what the news anchor is talking about that clearly no one cared to proofread before throwing them up on live TV.  So go ahead and vote up your favorite local news captions that had you laughing out loud!
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A Fact of Life
A Fact of Life is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 38 Local News Captions You Won't Believe Are Real
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This Woman Is Clearly Nuts
This Woman Is Clearly Nuts is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 38 Local News Captions You Won't Believe Are Real
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Go Home Local News, You're Drunk
Go Home Local News, You're... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 38 Local News Captions You Won't Believe Are Real
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When the Cat's Not Away
When the Cat's Not Away is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 38 Local News Captions You Won't Believe Are Real
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