The sole purpose of a mannequin is to give people a relatively accurate representation of what clothes would look like on their bodies... if your body happens to be shaped like most mannequins. Which is pretty rare. The sad truth is mannequins lead horrible lives. All they do is stand in the same place doing the same poses every day and people call them "dummies" right to their faces. So, take that, perfectly-proportioned mannequins. You might have the perfect body, but you don't have a perfect life! And to make matters worse, heartless retail workers detach their limbs and forcibly strip them naked on a regular basis. Thankfully the Internet is here to shine a light on some of these crimes against mannequin humanity. Sure these photos may seem funny now, but you won't be laughing when the "zombie-mannequin apocalypse" finally happens. These are the 24 funniest moments in mannequin history.
Real Mannequins Have Curves
Snappy DresserPhoto: flickr / CC0
Cheer up, Mannequin. It's Supposed to Be the Best Day of Your Life.
Model ParentPhoto: flickr / CC0
I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look FrenchPhoto: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
Meanwhile at Victoria's Secret