Hilarious Nick Offerman Quotes That Prove He's Basically Ron Swanson

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Vote up the quotes that would make Ron proud.

Few sitcom characters are as instantly beloved as Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson. A lot of that love is due to the incredible performance of Nick Offerman: he makes Ron one part gruff outdoorsman, one part sage philosopher, and all parts hilarious. As anyone who's met the actor can attest to, Nick Offerman is basically Ron Swanson in real life. His fictional alter ego knew his way around a quip, but these hilarious Nick Offerman quotes prove the real man is just as funny.

Beyond the funny things Nick Offerman has said, though, or posted on Instagram, you'll find some nuggets of real wisdom. From tips on how to correctly drink moonshine to his thoughts on love, Offerman has proven himself to be the comedic guru the world needs right now.

These quotes will make you love Nick Offerman more than you already do - if that's even possible.


  • 1. Why Even Ask?

    Why Even Ask?
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    115 votes
  • 2. He Has His Priorities Straight

    He Has His Priorities Straight
    Photo: BuzzFeed Partner / Pinterest
    100 votes
  • 3. Drinking Lessons At Their Finest

    107 votes
  • 4. Adorable And Scary At The Same Time

    94 votes
  • 5. Nick Offerman: The SparkNotes Edition

    Nick Offerman: The SparkNotes Edition
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    84 votes
  • 6. The Best Dating Advice Of All Time

    The Best Dating Advice Of All Time
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    79 votes