Funny No Soliciting Signs That Will Keep Everyone Away

For some strange reason, home solicitation still exists. It has been and always will be the worst and most invasive form of sales known to man. Fortunately, there are tons of funny no soliciting sign ideas out there to deter those pesky solicitors from knocking on your door. If you're still experiencing soliciting in your neighborhood, take a look at these pictures of hilarious no soliciting signs and vote up your favorites. And if you're a solicitor who's currently looking at these photos, seriously dude, take a hint. Stop it. No one wants it.
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    215 VOTES

    Storage Wars

    Storage Wars
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
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    161 VOTES

    Burritos Welcome

    Burritos Welcome
    Photo: flickr / CC0
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    139 VOTES

    Can You Not Hear Me Now?

    Can You Not Hear Me Now?
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
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    147 VOTES

    Scouts Honor

    Scouts Honor
    Photo: flickr / CC0
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    140 VOTES

    Check Mate

    Check Mate
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
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    124 VOTES

    Wine Not