Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Parenting
These hilarious Tweets that perfectly sum up the rewarding, exhausting, and also kind of ridiculous aspects of parenting. Sometimes, being a mom or dad is about cleaning your kid's poop off the walls after they decided it would be great finger painting material, and sometimes, it's about interpreting cryptic notes from pre-schoolers who know too much.
Whatever your parenting struggles, these real Tweets about being a parent will have you in stitches. If you're not a parent yourself, funny tweets about parenting can help you understand what the moms and dads around you are dealing with. Be warned, however, some of these missives from the frontline of parenting can be a bit cringeworthy.
Read on to discover some honest and hilarious parenting Tweets, and make sure to vote up some of your favorite posts.
- 11,434 VOTES
Sure, As Long As It's Not Caillou
Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is “Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?”
— ..rob fee.. (@robfee) March 3, 2015 - 21,204 VOTES
Dad Definitely Needed This Advice
[Tucking in my 4 year old]
4YO: Daddy??
Me: Yes buddy?
4: We don't fart on friends.
M: Good advice buddy.— Bo Davis (@BoRyan11) November 26, 2016 - 31,185 VOTES
Children Are The Masters Of Snack-Based Destruction
Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 3, 2014 - 41,142 VOTES
She Only Wants To Watch You Poop Because She Loves You
In case you're thinking about having a kid, my daughter just threw a tantrum because I wouldn't let her watch me poop.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) December 31, 2012 - 51,005 VOTES
Wait, That's Not How You're Supposed To Eat Cheerios?
Sorry we're late. My daughter was eating each individual Cheerio like it was a mini doughnut.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 30, 2015 - 6929 VOTES
A Valid Threat In This Economy
"And I'm going to live with you forever and ever"
~Toddler threats— AussieAnnie (@MummaCrazy) July 7, 2015