Ladies, have you ever wished there was a special haven that we women could flee to and claim sanctuary during those special times of each month when our uteruses decide to remind us of the joys of being a women? It'd be a magical place where the chocolate flowed like wine, each snappy comment was met with an understanding smile, and a pair of loving hands were always waiting with a gentle back massage. While all we can do is long for the day when this vision somehow becomes a reality, for now we’ve decided to at least put together this collection of funny period tweets to pass the time while we wait. These tweets about periods are from smart and funny women who are here to reassure you that you’re not alone during your hour of super-crampy need.As every woman knows, if there were an ounce of justice in this world, it would come in the form of a free pass on those days of the month when we females are called upon to experience every emotion ever, all at once. But until that day, we hope that these period jokes can at least put as much of a smile on your face as your treacherous, unruly uterus will allow. Though they’re no substitute for a good cry and a king size pack of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, at least we can laugh together at our misfortune.
if you wanna get your period just wear your nicest, fanciest underwear and let karma do the rest— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) March 24, 2015
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get u a tissue?— No Autographs Please (@Angneedshelp) October 21, 2012
Im hungry but too tired to eat I hate pants my back hurts go away but bring me chocolate I hate everyone please love me! Me on my period— NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde) November 12, 2015
Menstrual cramps are just free samples of what giving birth feels like— Supa Fly Hella Dope (@SayedaAbubakr) October 18, 2015