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Chris Griffin is one of Family Guy&rsquo;s funniest characters. Voiced by Seth Green,&nbsp; Chris lives with his parents, Peter and Lois Griffin. His interactions with his family and more specifically Meg have given us some amazing quotes on the show.

There are several funny lines from Chris like &quot;Oh yeah? Well, you&#39;re hogging all the ugly!&quot; to quotes that indicate just how silly he can be like &quot;Cheesy Charlie&#39;s is great. They have a game where you put in a dollar and you get four quarters. I win every time,&quot; let&#39;s take a look at the greatest Chris Griffin quotes in Family Guy history, ranked by your votes.&nbsp;

Whatever your favorite Christ Griffin quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

Stewie Griffin quotes make us laugh, cringe, and often face-palm as they are uttered by the infant on the popular prime time animated series Family Guy.&nbsp;Though he&#39;s just a baby, Stewie certainly has an impressive vocabulary, which he shares with viewers via series creator and lead voice talent&nbsp;Seth MacFarlane.

Stewie Griffin has become a favorite character on the series because of his wise-beyond-his years commentary and snarky comebacks. No one would expect an infant to know foreign languages, yet the youngster is able to demand pancakes in Spanish and French in one episode. No one would expect him to comprehend what harlots do in another episode, yet he knows enough to ask them about any &quot;tread left on their tires.&quot;

When he&#39;s not off on various adventures with family dog Brian or learning about female anatomy from the dirty magazine&#39;s under brother Chris&#39; bed, Stewie Griffin spends much of his time plotting to slay&nbsp;his mother, Lois Griffin. One of his most popular quotes expresses his hatred for the women who gave birth to him when he often utters, &quot;Damn you, vile woman!&quot;

His other go-to lines depend on the situation. &quot;Victory is mine!&quot; for example is his favorite to celebrate an accomplishment, usually of the evil variety, while he uses the exclamation &quot;Blast!&quot; to express frustration and either &quot;say whaaaaat?&quot; or &quot;What the deuce?&quot; to express confusion or remark on a WTF moment.

Like the show itself, the best Stewie quotes are often distasteful and inappropriate but are what keep viewers coming back for more. So what if his head is shaped like a football, he&#39;s hilarious and that&#39;s why he&#39;s loved around the world.

Anyone who tunes in to a <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/best-seth-macfarlane-movies-list-of-seth-macfarlane-films/reference">Seth MacFarlane creation</a> should expect some extremely dark comedy - a fact that's been true since his first hit,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/family-guy-easter-eggs/oliverhanson">Family Guy</a>. The show&nbsp;has been on the air since 1999, and during that time there have been plenty of times Family Guy&nbsp;went super dark. Seth MacFarlane and his writers have welcomed all kinds of controversy with shocking jokes about&nbsp;death, abortion, incest, drunk driving, Michael J. Fox, and many other taboo topics.&nbsp;Keep reading to see how&nbsp;Family Guy has crossed the line with some of the darkest jokes of any TV show, ever.

Joe Swanson

List of the best Family Guy characters, with pictures and character bios when available. With such a great cast of characters, it&#39;s tough to say who the greatest really is without everybody weighing in on the discussion. Vote for your favorite Family Guy characters and help make this list the ultimate source for who the best characters of the show are. Family Guy character roles from every season are included, along with the names of the actors who play them.

Characters including Peter Griffin, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-family-guy-stewie-episodes/ranker-tv" target="_blank">Stewie Griffin</a>, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-brian-family-guy-episodes/ranker-tv" target="_blank">Brian</a> and <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-meg-episodes-of-family-guy/ranker-tv" target="_blank">Meg</a> are included on this list. You can click each image for a larger picture of the character, and in some cases you can click the character&#39;s name for a more detailed description.

Who is the fan favorite character of Family Guy? Scroll down so you can find out once and for all.

<a href="/review/family-guy/975609" target="_blank">Family Guy</a> has a stigma of relying&nbsp;solely on dirty humor that is more offensive than funny, but that&#39;s not true all the time. There are actually a lot of&nbsp;smart Family Guy jokes. Despite the show&#39;s reputation, it still has tons of viewers who aren&#39;t knuckle-dragging morons who watch it solely for the&nbsp;fart jokes. No, no -&nbsp;there are lots&nbsp;of intelligent people who watch Family Guy&nbsp;for the&nbsp;clever humor and&nbsp;the fart jokes.

At this point, Family Guy seems to exist in a similar reality to The Simpsons: only people who still watch it appreciate how funny it is. But like <a href="/list/ridiculously-smart-simpsons-jokes/stephen-reyes" target="_blank">smart jokes in The Simpsons</a>, there are lots of brilliant jokes on Family Guy that go&nbsp;unnoticed. Who are Sacco and Vanzetti? Who&#39;s&nbsp;Debussy? Seth MacFarlane and his gang definitely know. Here are a bunch of intellectual Family Guy jokes you missed. Or maybe you&#39;re brilliant and you caught them, too. There&#39;s really only one way to find out - read on to validate that big, beautiful brain of yours and vote up the funniest jokes in Family Guy&nbsp;that only smart people understand. Be sure to also check out other <a href="/list/what-to-watch-if-you-love-family-guy/watchworthy" target="_blank">shows like Family Guy!</a>

Good Points

Over the years,&nbsp;Family Guy has garnered a reputation for shoddy jokes that rely on shock value. However, if you peel back the over-the-top first layer, the show offers some bright moments. The <a href="/list/dark-jokes-on-family-guy/taeyura" target="_blank">dark humor</a> isn&rsquo;t always a way to court cheap laughs. It is sometimes a vehicle to explore controversial topics or sensitive subjects important in modern society.

Those who dismiss Family Guy&nbsp;as sophomoric&nbsp;are missing out on pertinent observations about human culture. The show&nbsp;consistently makes good points to make you think, even if you occasionally have to dig past its&nbsp;cruder elements. Many of its best moments are even more compelling than&nbsp;the show&#39;s most&nbsp;<a href="/list/family-guy-fan-theories/zack-howe" target="_blank">elaborate&nbsp;fan theories</a>, providing another piece of evidence for why Family Guy is better than The Simpsons &ndash; at least in some respects. Don&#39;t forget to also check out more <a href="/list/what-to-watch-if-you-love-family-guy/watchworthy" target="_blank">shows like Family Guy!</a>

Memes

Family Guy is crass, rude, vulgar, and hilarious, and so are it's memes. Here are the funniest Family guy memes on the internet, including funny memes from Peter, Stewie, Brian, Quagmire, Consuela, and Herbert. Family Guy has always pushed the envelope on cringe humor and offensive material, making fun of AIDS, cancer, rape, and anything else that's terrible. Whether you like it or not, Family Guy is comedy gold, and the the internet has embraced the show by peppering the web with multitudes of memes. Some of these Family Guy memes feature funny moments from the show, while others are just memes about more broad topics, like the Pepperidge Farm meme.

Family Guy's cutaway scenes quickly helped to establish the TV show&nbsp;apart from other animated series, and the funniest ones solidify it as one of the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-adult-cartoons/ranker-tv" target="_blank">greatest animated comedies ever</a>. Hilarious&nbsp;Family Guy&nbsp;cutaways, while certainly the hallmarks of a <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-family-guy-episodes/reference" target="_blank">good Family Guy&nbsp;episode</a>, still manage to stand out on their own. As segments independent of the actual storyline, the funniest cutaways in&nbsp;Family Guy&nbsp;tackle politics, pop culture, and life's little idiosyncrasies in usually a minute or less, but they're a minute well-spent. Adding these funny cutaways to&nbsp;Family Guy&nbsp;allows creator <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/seth-macfarlane-facts/coy-jandreau?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Seth MacFarlane</a> the opportunity to tell another story within his overarching plot. In doing so, MacFarlane&nbsp;fits in more jokes than you ever expected, keeping viewers on their toes to catch each and every reference dropped.From celebrity impressions to spoofs of TV shows, the best&nbsp;Family Guy&nbsp;cutaways never shy away from any topic, big or small. Altogether, they make for a rip-roaringly funny experience, like that time Peter hurt his ankle.

Seth MacFarlane is clairvoyant! Well, not exactly, but there are several times Family Guy predicted the future. The writers over at <a href="/list/13-simpsons-jokes-that-actually-came-true/robert-wabash" target="_blank">The Simpsons</a>&nbsp;may actually have a better telepathic track record, but Fox&rsquo;s other long-time animated series is also quite impressive at predicting events that no mere mortal could have possibly foreseen. Don&rsquo;t believe it?&nbsp;Check out these seven insane&nbsp;Family Guy predictions.

Granted, some of these <a href="/list/dark-jokes-on-family-guy/taeyura" target="_blank">Family Guy jokes</a> that came true are more striking than others. There is a bit of a stretch to link Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia&rsquo;s death to a Family Guy episode that references former Vice President Cheney&rsquo;s hunting accident. But Bruce Jenner&rsquo;s sex change was foreshadowed by the show years before the athlete&rsquo;s official announcement. Didn&#39;t see Kevin Spacey&rsquo;s sexual assault charges coming? Little baby Stewie Griffin did way back in 2005.

It is rather remarkable to see <a href="/list/family-guy-fan-theories/zack-howe" target="_blank">how Family Guy predicted things</a>. Of course, most of these are nothing more than pure coincidence. But that doesn&#39;t mean that we can&rsquo;t be impressed.

Fan Theories

<a href="/review/family-guy/975609" target="_blank">Family Guy</a> has grown more and more bonkers over the years, introducing a multiverse and time travel. With an interesting <a href="/list/all-family-guy-characters/reference" target="_blank">cast of characters</a>, great political satire, and <a href="/list/funny-peter-griffin-quotes/nathandavidson" target="_blank">hilarious Peter Griffin quotes</a>,&nbsp;what&#39;s not to love? With&nbsp;2017 marking its&nbsp;16th season,&nbsp;there is a whole lot of canon to the Family Guy Universe (FGU). And what do you get when you have a whole lot of canon in a universe? Fan theories.&nbsp;

Yes, Family Guy fan theories range from the truly preposterous to epiphanic. But who is Susie Swanson? Who is she really? One thing&#39;s for sure:&nbsp;Family Guy poses a lot more questions than it does answers, and that can&#39;t just be apathy towards its own continuity, right? Well, fans refused to believe it, so take a gander at some of these fan theories about&nbsp;Family Guy&nbsp;and vote up the most credible ones. Be warned: this list contains spoilers. If you&#39;re all caught up on the show, be sure to also check out more <a href="/list/what-to-watch-if-you-love-family-guy/watchworthy" target="_blank">shows like Family Guy</a>.

Seth MacFarlane is best known for his sense of humor, as well as the way he incorporates <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/pop-culture-references-in-stranger-things/stephanroget?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">pop culture references</a> into everything he writes. However, perhaps his greatest achievement has been the longevity of Family Guy, which has remained a fixture in pop culture ever since it premiered in 1999. There&#39;s also plenty of <a href="/list/what-to-watch-if-you-love-family-guy/watchworthy" target="_blank">other shows like Family Guy</a>.

Much like his other projects, Family Guy has a ton of hidden references and&nbsp;Easter eggs scattered throughout each episode. While&nbsp;some of the references are super obvious, there are a handful that proved just how clever MacFarlane could be with his pop culture jokes.We&#39;ve put together a list of&nbsp;MacFarlane&#39;s greatest hidden Easter Eggs in Family Guy - see if you can remember all of them!&nbsp;

Whether it be a reference to one of the show&#39;s most memorable creative voices, a hidden callback to a previous joke from seasons ago, hidden characters from other MacFarlane projects, or timely jokes and plot lines, here are some of the most well-hidden references and Easter eggs featured throughout every episode of Family Guy up until this point!

Funny

Whether <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/all-family-guy-characters/reference">Family Guy characters</a> live among us is one of the most important and vexing questions in the history of mankind. Fortunately, the answer to this question is an emphatic &quot;yes.&quot; The world is simply a better place because these Family Guy characters were spotted in real life, outside the cartoon confines of Quahog.Sure, you could argue these are simply <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/real-ghost-photos/roger-nackerman?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">pictures of real</a> people who look just like Family Guy characters, but that's a little convenient, don't you think? These photos of Family Guy lookalikes and doppelgangers prove that Family Guy characters change back to their human form&nbsp;when they're not on camera. And yes, <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/the-simpsons-lookalikes/nathandavidson">The Simpsons</a> did this first too.

TV Trivia

Family Guy voices and the voice acting that goes into Family Guy is some of the best in the business. Of course there's Seth MacFarlane, the one who started it all. He lends his vocals to Peter, Stewie, Brian, and upwards of 40 other characters. Then you have Alex Borstein, Mila Kunis, and Seth Green who voice Lois, Meg and Chris, but do you know who else is behind some of your favorite characters? Everyone from Patrick Stewart to Ellen Page to Betty White has lent their unique voices to the show.Before Brian and Peter came into the picture though, there were Larry and Steve, two of Seth MacFarlane's original voices. Do you know how they play into the Family Guy equation?&nbsp;What about the voices behind the voices you ask? The writers behind Family Guy aren't afraid to drum up controversy. They'll make the characters say whatever they want, whenever they want and how ever they want, much to the dismay of one voice actor's mother. Even other animated shows have taken offense to Family Guy, and we haven't even gotten to the law suits yet. Here are some of the most interesting fun facts and tidbits about the Family Guy actors and voices of Family Guy who bring the hilarious Griffin family and personalities of Quahog to life.

Family Guy has been a lot of things over its 15+ years on TV: It has been hilarious&nbsp;and offensive; it has compelled fans to create&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/family-guy-fan-theories/zack-howe" target="_blank">crazy fan theories</a>; it has been&nbsp;poignant, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/family-guy-easter-eggs/oliverhanson" target="_blank">full of Easter eggs</a>, and even canceled; <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/times-family-guy-predicted-the-future/anncasano" target="_blank">the show has been prophetic</a>; and, at times, it has even been incredibly heartbreaking.&nbsp;Family Guy's saddest moments are not just sad by Family Guy's standards;&nbsp;they are truly moving, emotional pieces of television. What's even more impressive is how long they've been able to maintain their range, with two of the saddest episodes of Family Guy coming 13 seasons apart.&nbsp;Despite the fact that this show is an animated comedy,&nbsp;it still manages to depict true heart from time to time. No, showcasing emotional depth&nbsp;may not be a regular or even common occurrence for Seth MacFarlane and company, but over the course of 300 episodes, there are certainly enough examples of real pathos to celebrate. Not all of the&nbsp;most emotional episodes of Family Guy&nbsp;elicited tears from you, but they, at the very least, made you feel something.

Christmas

Spend the holidays with the Griffins, and enjoy&nbsp;the best Family Guy&nbsp;Christmas episodes. Featuring the one where Stewie goes back in time to save Brian&nbsp;in &quot;Christmas Guy&quot; or when Peter goes up against Santa Claus&nbsp;in&nbsp;&quot;How the Griffin Stole Christmas,&quot; this list of Family Guy&nbsp;Christmas episodes also includes popular fan favorites, like &quot;Road to the North Pole,&quot; &quot;Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas,&quot; and &quot;The 2000-Year-Old Virgin.&quot; What is your favorite Christmas episode from Family Guy?&nbsp;Vote up the best Family Guy&nbsp;Christmas specials, and see where they rank among the&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-family-guy-episodes/reference" target="_blank">funniest Family Guy&nbsp;episodes of all time</a>.

Family Guy - Season 11

This list of the best seasons of Family Guy will leave you doubled over in laughter! The zany Griffin family is at it again, and each season just gets better and better. <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-adult-cartoons/ranker-tv?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Adult animated comedy</a> lovers will also enjoy the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/best-seasons-of-archer/ranker-tv">best seasons of Archer</a> and the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/best-seasons-of-american-dad/ranker-tv">best seasons of American Dad</a>! Fans of Family Guy are very passionate about the series, so it's no surprise that arguments are often had over which is the best season of Family Guy. This ranking of all Family Guy seasons has been voted on by many fans of the show, so this list isn't just one person's opinion. Before you watch the new season,&nbsp;make sure you catch up on the top rated Family Guy seasons.&nbsp;Some of the greatest episodes of Family Guy come from different seasons, so determining what the best Family Guy season is can be challenging.If you're wondering, &quot;What is the best season of Family Guy?&quot; and &quot;Which season of Family Guy is the best?&quot; then this list will answer your questions.You may copy this fact-based list to build your own just like it, re-rank it to fit your opinions, then publish it to share it on Facebook, Twitter or any other social sites you frequent.

Parodies

There are countless examples of&nbsp;times Family Guy ripped off movies, but some of the best episodes of Seth MacFarlane&#39;s long-running show are&nbsp;those that aim to pay subtle homage to - rather than lampoon -&nbsp;them. Family Guy parodies started in earnest with &quot;Blue Harvest,&quot; the first of the extra-long&nbsp;Star Wars trilogy parodies, but there are even a couple that predate that (though they arguably were still honing their craft back then).

Still, it was with this first Star Wars spoof that MacFarlane and crew realized they had something great, so they continued&nbsp;the tradition, moving on to parody not just movies, but also literature and even plays. Like a monarch butterfly emerging from a chrysalis, some of the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/smart-family-guy-jokes/zack-howe" target="_blank">smartest Family Guy jokes</a>&nbsp;have been&nbsp;reborn through&nbsp;this winning formula, which has grown into something of an art form in its own right.&nbsp;

Looking back on&nbsp;all of the show&#39;s&nbsp;parody episodes, it&#39;s easy to see why there are so many&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/family-guy-fan-theories/zack-howe" target="_blank">Family Guy fan theories</a>&nbsp;online. After all, Peter and the gang are always up to something wacky.&nbsp;

Joe Swanson is one of the funniest characters on Family Guy. Voice by Patrick Warburton,&nbsp;Joe&nbsp;lives with his wife Bonnie and is one of Peters best drinking buddies. His interactions with Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland&nbsp;have given us some amazing quotes on the show.

There are several funny lines from Joe like &quot;Sex is overrated&quot; to quotes that indicate just how compassionate he can be like &quot;Love is a powerful compass,&quot; let&#39;s take a look at the greatest Joe Swanson quotes in Family Guy history, ranked by your votes.&nbsp;

Whatever your favorite Joe Swanson quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

Celebrate the holidays with the Griffins, and watch the best&nbsp;holiday episodes of Family Guy. Whether you're looking for Christmas episodes&nbsp;or Halloween specials, this list of Family Guy holiday-themed episodes includes favorites, like &quot;Road to the North Pole&quot; and &quot;Thanksgiving.&quot; What is the funniest Family Guy holiday special?&nbsp;Vote up the best&nbsp;holiday episodes, and see how they rank among the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-family-guy-episodes/reference" target="_blank">all-time greatest Family Guy episodes</a>.&nbsp;

Arguably the funniest recurring character on Family Guy, the gay character &quot;Bruce&quot; (voiced by Mike Henry) steals just about any scene he's in. In most of his scenes the other characters just stare at him as he utters his catchphrase &quot;oh no&quot; or as he creeps the hell out of everybody in the funniest possible way. Bruce is involved in numerous funny Family Guy moments and is just one of the best characters on the hilarious animated Fox series.So, from the best Bruce Family Guy scenes to Bruce's voice being lent to some random animal or creature on the show, here are his funniest moments and the best Family Guy Bruce quotes.

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If you're looking for the perfect mixture of laughter and wisdom, look no further than this collection amazing&nbsp;Peter Griffin jokes. Think you know all of his greatest moments? Well, keep reading and see just how many Peter Griffin quotes you know by heart. These are the greatest Peter Griffin quotations and Peter Griffin lines from the last 15 seasons of Family Guy. Yeah, there have been 15 seasons of Family Guy...If that doesn't make you feel so old you want to die, keep reading below to see some of the best sayings from one of the best animated characters ever. And always remember, &quot;when you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.&quot;

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