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Peter Griffin Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

List RulesVote up the Peter Griffin sayings and jokes that make you want to laugh so hard you cry.

If you're looking for the perfect mixture of laughter and wisdom, look no further than this collection of amazing Peter Griffin jokes. Think you know all of his greatest moments? Well, keep reading and see just how many Peter Griffin quotes you know by heart. These are the greatest Peter Griffin quotations and Peter Griffin lines from Family Guy.

Keep reading below to see some of the best sayings from one of the best animated characters ever. And always remember, "When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real."

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    Child's Play

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    License To Drink

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    Work Of Fart

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    The Straight Dope

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