funny Peter Griffin Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time  

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If you're looking for the perfect mixture of laughter and wisdom, look no further than this collection amazing Peter Griffin jokes. Think you know all of his greatest moments? Well, keep reading and see just how many Peter Griffin quotes you know by heart. These are the greatest Peter Griffin quotations and Peter Griffin lines from the last 15 seasons of Family Guy. Yeah, there have been 15 seasons of Family Guy...

If that doesn't make you feel so old you want to die, keep reading below to see some of the best sayings from one of the best animated characters ever. And always remember, "when you poop in your dreams, you poop for real."

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Child's Play


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License to Drink


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Work of Fart


Work of Fart is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Peter Griffin Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time
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The Straight Dope


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