Peter Griffin Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

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Vote up the Peter Griffin sayings and jokes that make you want to laugh so hard you cry.

If you're looking for the perfect mixture of laughter and wisdom, look no further than this collection of amazing Peter Griffin jokes. Think you know all of his greatest moments? Well, keep reading and see just how many Peter Griffin quotes you know by heart. These are the greatest Peter Griffin quotations and Peter Griffin lines from Family Guy.

Keep reading below to see some of the best sayings from one of the best animated characters ever. And always remember, "When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real."


  • 1
    634 VOTES

    Child's Play

    Child's Play
    Photo: Fox
    634 votes
  • 2
    570 VOTES

    License To Drink

    License To Drink
    Photo: Fox
    570 votes
  • 3
    675 VOTES

    Work Of Fart

    Work Of Fart
    Photo: Fox
    675 votes
  • 4
    464 VOTES

    From A To Z

    From A To Z
    Photo: Fox
    464 votes
  • 5
    556 VOTES

    The Straight Dope

    The Straight Dope
    Photo: Fox
    556 votes
  • 6
    360 VOTES

    Balls Of Steel

    Balls Of Steel
    Photo: Fox
    360 votes