Men and women simply weren't meant to go shopping together. A man's primary goal when he goes shopping (for the most part) is efficiency. The quicker he gets done, the faster he can get back to lying around and doing nothing. Like a man. Women have an entirely different philosophy when it comes to shopping. They believe that no stone should be left unturned and every article of clothing should be tried on. Point is, women tend to enjoy shopping a lot more than men do. This is precisely why there are so many funny pictures of dads waiting around at shopping malls with the same sad, defeated look on their faces.