Pizza. The one food that basically everyone on Earth can agree is simply the best. It's better than all the rest. What could be greater than a nice, hot extra cheese 'za loaded with toppings just waiting to be devoured by you and you alone? Nothing. That is the recipe for a perfect evening. These funny pizza puns are here for you to recommit yourselves to pizza. The holy dish. That's right, if you're into pizza they way you claim to be into pizza than this list should be required reading because the only thing even close to as good as pizza, is puns. Terrible pizza puns.
Domestic Disturbance in the Frozen Food Aisle
This Scientific Term for a Pizza Hater
That Ship Appears to Have Sailed