Funny Pizza Puns That Are Just a Little Cheesy

Pizza. The one food that basically everyone on Earth can agree is simply the best. It's better than all the rest. What could be greater than a nice, hot extra cheese 'za loaded with toppings just waiting to be devoured by you and you alone? Nothing. That is the recipe for a perfect evening. These funny pizza puns are here for you to recommit yourselves to pizza. The holy dish. That's right, if you're into pizza they way you claim to be into pizza than this list should be required reading because the only thing even close to as good as pizza, is puns. Terrible pizza puns.


  • 1. Domestic Disturbance in the Frozen Food Aisle

    Domestic Disturbance in the Frozen Food Aisle
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    115 votes
  • 2. That Ship Appears to Have Sailed

    That Ship Appears to Have Sailed
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    81 votes
  • 3. The Art of Pizza Punning

    The Art of Pizza Punning
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    52 votes
  • 4. The Dark Side of Dominos

    49 votes
  • 5. Fitness Pooch Invents a Diet Everyone Can Get On Board With

    Fitness Pooch Invents a Diet Everyone Can Get On Board With
    Photo: via Imgrum
    66 votes
  • 6. This Scientific Term for a Pizza Hater

    97 votes