The Funniest Pizza Signs in All the Land

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Every week is a struggle. A struggle with your mind and body to either order pizza or not to order pizza. It's the eternal question. Pizza is amazing and it has been said that if you ever meet someone who says that they don't like pizza you shouldn't trust them. Pizza parlors all over the country (and the world) are constantly creating funny signs that feed into our collective pizza addiction. So consider this gallery of funny pizza signs as an opportunity to put pizza in its place. Which is your mouth. If you can make it through this entire gallery without ordering a pizza online, that's a giant step in the right direction for your gut, but maybe not for your happiness. 

Most divisive: Dominos Mic Drop

  • 1
    1,172 VOTES

    Your Move

    Your Move
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    1,172 votes
  • 2
    847 VOTES

    Indecent Proposal

    Indecent Proposal
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    847 votes
  • 3
    958 VOTES

    Correctional Facility

    Correctional Facility
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    958 votes
  • 4
    947 VOTES

    The Two Best Things in the World

    947 votes
  • 5
    879 VOTES

    Sign of the Times

    Sign of the Times
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    879 votes
  • 6
    990 VOTES

    Bet Your Butt It's Good

    Bet Your Butt It's Good
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    990 votes