The Most Unfortunate (Real) Politician Names Ever

Voting Rules
Vote up the politicians with the most unfortunate names.
The political game is all about name recognition, and for these 25 politicians, that's unfortunate. When people automatically assume you're slimy or crooked, the last thing you want to have is a name like "Dick." Sure it's funny for the rest of us who have normal names, but it's no laughing matter for any aspiring politician. While most politicians are typically remembered for their epic fails, these poor people were remembered for their unique names. And this is precisely why you should probably name your next child "Fart Johnson" or "Tits McGee." Vote up your favorite of these funny politician names.

  • 1. Aren't We All?

    Aren't We All?
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    350 votes
  • 2. He's Thirsty for Change

    He's Thirsty for Change
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    273 votes
  • 3. Sorry About Your Name, Bro

    Sorry About Your Name, Bro
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    235 votes
  • 4. A Sex Scandal Waiting to Happen

    182 votes
  • 5. Joy to the World

    Joy to the World
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    198 votes
  • 6. Bad to the Boner

    201 votes