Jokes The Funniest Popsicle Stick Jokes Ever  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up the jokes that make you less sad that your Popsicle is now gone.

If you're like me, then you love a silly pun. And what better place to find funny jokes than on popsicle sticks? I know I've made my fair share of trips to the super market just to buy some in hopes of discovering a new joke. Popsicle stick jokes are sure to make you laugh, all while you're enjoying a delicious treat. These are the absolute best popsicle jokes out there. One might even say that is the definitive collection of popsicle stick jokes. Looking for a great laugh? You've come to the right place.

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Where Do Spaghetti And Sauce Go To Dance?

Where Do Spaghetti And Sauce G... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Popsicle Stick Jokes Ever
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The Meat Ball
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What Did The Hot Dog Say After The Race?

What Did The Hot Dog Say After... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Popsicle Stick Jokes Ever
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I'm the wiener.
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How Did The Telephone Propose To His Girlfriend?

How Did The Telephone Propose ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Popsicle Stick Jokes Ever
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He gave her a ring.
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What Are The Smartest Animals?

What Are The Smartest Animals? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Popsicle Stick Jokes Ever
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Fish, because they stay in schools.
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