Pets Funny Names to Give a Raccoon  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, most clever names to give pet raccoons.

Do you have a friendly neighborhood raccoon hanging around your house? Give him (or her) a name! This list of raccoon names should prove helpful. There’s no shortage of funny raccoon names. They’re funny animals, after all.

One of the punny raccoon names that’s become quite popular in recent years is “Trash Panda.” Think about it … raccoons have the panda-like eyes, and you know they’d like nothing more than to tear into your trash can and enjoy a snack. Good name. When it comes to creative or clever raccoon names, play on their appearance for the cutest names: “Bandit” (for sure, they do look like little bandits), “Zorro” (again with the mask around their eyes) and certainly “Rascal” (because well, they are rascals).

If you’re looking for names for pet raccoons, consider some famous racoons like “Rocket” (from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies), or “Rocky” (from the famous Beatles’ song, “Rocky Raccoon”). There’s also “Tico” (the raccoon from Dora the Explorer), “RJ” (from Over the Hedge), “Meeko” (from Disney’s Pocahontas), and even Sly Cooper (from the video games series).

Funny and cool names for raccoons are plentiful, like “Gizmo” or even “Ringtail” or “Prowler.” Which is your favorite? Vote for all of the best pet raccoon name ideas, and good luck naming your new friend.

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Bandit

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Meeko

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Shadow

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Rascal

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Smoky

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Rocky

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Trash Panda

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Gizmo

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Tico

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STOP TALKIIIIING!!!!

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Bandito

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Zorro

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Ringo

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RJ

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Ringtail

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Trouble

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Prowler

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Sly Cooper

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Best Name Hands Down. Worked great. My raccoon's name was Bryce, and he didn't do crap, but once he was named Egg. Slaughtered an entire village. Good raccoon.

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