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funny The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names  

Kel Varnsen
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The ladies of Roller Derby are some of the toughest people on the planet. Not just the toughest girls, the toughest people. Period. This is not a sport for the faint of heart. It's bloody. It's vicious. It's cutthroat. It is as full contact as full contact can be.

If you don't know much about the sport, go check it out! There is more than likely an arena near you where you can take in all of the frenetic action that you are sure to remember and possibly get hooked on.

All of that aside, one of the best parts of Roller Derby is that the ladies get to come up with a nickname, or an alias, that they go by when they prepare to do battle. Here's a list of some funny ideas for roller derby player names. 

Vote for your favorites! Add your own! Let's have some fun!
 
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Hermione Danger is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hermione Danger

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49 15
Diana Saurus Rex is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Diana Saurus Rex

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55 25
Lacy/DC is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lacy/DC

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42 15
Helen Wheels is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Helen Wheels

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45 19
Miss Da Meaner is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Da Meaner

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43 19
Donna Thedead is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Donna Thedead

7
78 50
Holly Caust is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Holly Caust

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52 32
Punchy Brewster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Punchy Brewster

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31 14
Bad Addie Tude is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Bad Addie Tude

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39 23
Genghis Mom is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Genghis Mom

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43 27
Baberaham Lincoln is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Baberaham Lincoln

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26 12
Hannah Bell-Lecter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hannah Bell-Lecter

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26 14
Cherry Bomb is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Cherry Bomb

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26 15
Ally Bamma is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Ally Bamma

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19 8
Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

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23 14
Annie Mall is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Annie Mall

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21 12
Lady Hades is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Lady Hades

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39 31
Barbara Fett is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Barbara Fett

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38 30
Hate Middleton is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Hate Middleton

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26 18
Candy Crush is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Candy Crush

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23 18
Suzy Sidal is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Suzy Sidal

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31 27
Ma'ama Jamma is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Ma'ama Jamma

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22 17
Tiger Killy is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Tiger Killy

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27 24
Rolling Thunder is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Rolling Thunder

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22 20
Sarah N. Gas is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Sarah N. Gas

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11 8
Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

27
22 21
Jill the Ripper is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Jill the Ripper

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13 11
Nurse Ratchet is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Nurse Ratchet

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19 20
Veruca Salt is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Veruca Salt

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18 20
Lady Payne is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady Payne

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17 19
Lucy Skywalker is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lucy Skywalker

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16 18
Abby Tude is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Abby Tude

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19 22
Coco Caine is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Coco Caine

34
14 16
Miss Der E. Meat is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Der E. Meat

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16 19
Carrie Bloodsaw is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Carrie Bloodsaw

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19 23
Velocirachel is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Velocirachel

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15 19
Lady-Kraken is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady-Kraken

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17 22
Woman of Mass Destruction is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Woman of Mass Destruction

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27 36
Karen is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Karen

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13 18
Nuvaring Wraith is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Nuvaring Wraith

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17 24
Anna Molly is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Anna Molly

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13 19
Leggy Jackhammer is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Leggy Jackhammer

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15 23
She-Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
She-Hulk Hogan

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17 26
Herstory of Violence is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Herstory of Violence

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10 17
B's Knees is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
B's Knees

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9 16
'Trashy' Ashly Smasher is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added 'Trashy' Ashly Smasher

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15 26
Big Bertha is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Big Bertha

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11 21
Mrs. Lightning is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Mrs. Lightning

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5 15
Lady Killer is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Lady Killer

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12 26
Six is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Six