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Funny The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names  

Kel Varnsen
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The ladies of Roller Derby are some of the toughest people on the planet. Not just the toughest girls, the toughest people. Period. This is not a sport for the faint of heart. It's bloody. It's vicious. It's cutthroat. It is as full contact as full contact can be.

If you don't know much about the sport, go check it out! There is more than likely an arena near you where you can take in all of the frenetic action that you are sure to remember and possibly get hooked on.

All of that aside, one of the best parts of Roller Derby is that the ladies get to come up with a nickname, or an alias, that they go by when they prepare to do battle. Here's a list of some funny ideas for roller derby player names. 

Vote for your favorites! Add your own! Let's have some fun!
 
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Diana Saurus Rex is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Diana Saurus Rex

2
88 40
Hermione Danger is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hermione Danger

3
63 29
Miss Da Meaner is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Da Meaner

4
75 40
Punchy Brewster is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Punchy Brewster

5
56 26
Helen Wheels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Helen Wheels

6
65 37
Lacy/DC is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lacy/DC

7
42 21
Bad Addie Tude is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Bad Addie Tude

8
38 19
Hannah Bell-Lecter is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hannah Bell-Lecter

9
47 29
Genghis Mom is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Genghis Mom

10
49 31
Donna Thedead is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Donna Thedead

11
50 34
Baberaham Lincoln is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Baberaham Lincoln

12
86 73
Holly Caust is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Holly Caust

13
34 22
Cherry Bomb is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added

14
46 35
Hate Middleton is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Hate Middleton

15
31 20
Tiger Killy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Tiger Killy

16
31 21
Candy Crush is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Candy Crush

17
29 19
Annie Mall is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Annie Mall

18
25 15
Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

19
44 36
Barbara Fett is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Barbara Fett

20
30 21
Ally Bamma is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Ally Bamma

21
25 18
Lady Hades is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Lady Hades

22
28 24
Suzy Sidal is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Suzy Sidal

23
35 33
Ma'ama Jamma is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Ma'ama Jamma

24
16 12
Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

25
28 27
Jill the Ripper is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Jill the Ripper

26
26 26
Veruca Salt is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Veruca Salt

27
19 18
Nurse Ratchet is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Nurse Ratchet

28
30 32
Rolling Thunder is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Rolling Thunder

29
25 26
Sarah N. Gas is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Sarah N. Gas

30
18 19
Miss Der E. Meat is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Der E. Meat

31
21 23
Carrie Bloodsaw is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Carrie Bloodsaw

32
19 21
Lady-Kraken is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady-Kraken

33
3 1
Eva Destruction is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Robert Maybeth added Eva Destruction

34
21 25
Lady Payne is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady Payne

35
23 28
Velocirachel is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Velocirachel

36
22 28
Coco Caine is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Coco Caine

37
17 23
Leggy Jackhammer is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Leggy Jackhammer

38
19 26
Woman of Mass Destruction is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Woman of Mass Destruction

39
16 22
Nuvaring Wraith is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Nuvaring Wraith

40
37 51
Karen is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Karen

41
17 24
Abby Tude is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Abby Tude

42
18 26
Lucy Skywalker is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lucy Skywalker

43
21 31
Herstory of Violence is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Herstory of Violence

44
18 28
She-Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
She-Hulk Hogan

45
18 30
Anna Molly is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Anna Molly

46
11 22
B's Knees is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
B's Knees

47
10 21
'Trashy' Ashly Smasher is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added 'Trashy' Ashly Smasher

48
17 32
Big Bertha is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Big Bertha

49
12 27
Mrs. Lightning is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Mrs. Lightning

50
7 20
Lady Killer is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added