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The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names

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The ladies of Roller Derby are some of the toughest people on the planet. Not just the toughest girls, the toughest people. Period. This is not a sport for the faint of heart. It's bloody. It's vicious. It's cutthroat. It is as full contact as full contact can be.

If you don't know much about the sport, go check it out! There is more than likely an arena near you where you can take in all of the frenetic action that you are sure to remember and possibly get hooked on.

All of that aside, one of the best parts of Roller Derby is that the ladies get to come up with a nickname, or an alias, that they go by when they prepare to do battle. Here's a list of some funny ideas for roller derby player names. 

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    Veruca Salt

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    45

    Ma'ama Jamma

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    40

    Rolling Thunder

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    59
    81

    Hannah Bell-Lecter

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    Holly Caust

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    Annie Mall

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    Nurse Ratchet

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    Jill the Ripper

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    35

    Hot Broad

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    20
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    Miss Der E. Meat

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    21
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    Lady Payne

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    21
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    Lucy Skywalker

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    20
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    Woman of Mass Destruction

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    21
    34

    Dowager Punch-Fist

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    28

    Tina Tumultuos

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    18
    30

    Fast Francine

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    15
    28

    B's Knees

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    17
    32

    Leggy Jackhammer

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    18
    33

    Ms. Murder

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    96

    Donna Thedead

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    19
    36

    Herstory of Violence

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    35
    67

    Lady Hades

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    14
    33

    She-Viper