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Kel Varnsen
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The ladies of Roller Derby are some of the toughest people on the planet. Not just the toughest girls, the toughest people. Period. This is not a sport for the faint of heart. It's bloody. It's vicious. It's cutthroat. It is as full contact as full contact can be.

If you don't know much about the sport, go check it out! There is more than likely an arena near you where you can take in all of the frenetic action that you are sure to remember and possibly get hooked on.

All of that aside, one of the best parts of Roller Derby is that the ladies get to come up with a nickname, or an alias, that they go by when they prepare to do battle. Here's a list of some funny ideas for roller derby player names. 

Vote for your favorites! Add your own! Let's have some fun!
 

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Hermione Danger is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hermione Danger

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Diana Saurus Rex is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Diana Saurus Rex

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Holly Caust is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Holly Caust

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Lacy/DC is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lacy/DC

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Helen Wheels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Helen Wheels

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Donna Thedead is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Donna Thedead

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Punchy Brewster is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Punchy Brewster

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Miss Da Meaner is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Da Meaner

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Genghis Mom is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Genghis Mom

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Bad Addie Tude is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Bad Addie Tude

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Baberaham Lincoln is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Baberaham Lincoln

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Hannah Bell-Lecter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hannah Bell-Lecter

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Barbara Fett is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Barbara Fett

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Candy Crush is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Candy Crush

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Ally Bamma is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Ally Bamma

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Hate Middleton is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Hate Middleton

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Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

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Lady Hades is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Lady Hades

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Suzy Sidal is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Suzy Sidal

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Cherry Bomb is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Cherry Bomb

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Annie Mall is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Annie Mall

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Tiger Killy is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Tiger Killy

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Ma'ama Jamma is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Ma'ama Jamma

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Sarah N. Gas is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Sarah N. Gas

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Rolling Thunder is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Rolling Thunder

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Velocirachel is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Velocirachel

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Coco Caine is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Coco Caine

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Miss Der E. Meat is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Der E. Meat

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Jill the Ripper is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Jill the Ripper

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Karen is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Karen

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Veruca Salt is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Veruca Salt

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Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

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Nurse Ratchet is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Nurse Ratchet

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Lady Payne is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady Payne

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Lucy Skywalker is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lucy Skywalker

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Abby Tude is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Abby Tude

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Woman of Mass Destruction is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Woman of Mass Destruction

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Lady-Kraken is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady-Kraken

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Anna Molly is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Anna Molly

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Carrie Bloodsaw is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Carrie Bloodsaw

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B's Knees is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
B's Knees

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She-Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
She-Hulk Hogan

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Nuvaring Wraith is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Nuvaring Wraith

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Big Bertha is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Big Bertha

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Leggy Jackhammer is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Leggy Jackhammer

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Herstory of Violence is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Herstory of Violence

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'Trashy' Ashly Smasher is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added 'Trashy' Ashly Smasher

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Mrs. Lightning is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Mrs. Lightning

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Six is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Six

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Tina Tumultuos is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Tina Tumultuos