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Funny The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names  

Kel Varnsen
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The ladies of Roller Derby are some of the toughest people on the planet. Not just the toughest girls, the toughest people. Period. This is not a sport for the faint of heart. It's bloody. It's vicious. It's cutthroat. It is as full contact as full contact can be.

If you don't know much about the sport, go check it out! There is more than likely an arena near you where you can take in all of the frenetic action that you are sure to remember and possibly get hooked on.

All of that aside, one of the best parts of Roller Derby is that the ladies get to come up with a nickname, or an alias, that they go by when they prepare to do battle. Here's a list of some funny ideas for roller derby player names. 

Vote for your favorites! Add your own! Let's have some fun!
 
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75 24
Diana Saurus Rex is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Diana Saurus Rex

2
92 42
Hermione Danger is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hermione Danger

3
66 31
Miss Da Meaner is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Da Meaner

4
76 41
Punchy Brewster is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Punchy Brewster

5
57 27
Helen Wheels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Helen Wheels

6
67 39
Lacy/DC is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lacy/DC

7
44 21
Bad Addie Tude is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Bad Addie Tude

8
48 29
Genghis Mom is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Genghis Mom

9
38 20
Hannah Bell-Lecter is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hannah Bell-Lecter

10
49 32
Donna Thedead is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Donna Thedead

11
51 34
Baberaham Lincoln is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Baberaham Lincoln

12
35 22
Cherry Bomb is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added

13
32 20
Tiger Killy is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Tiger Killy

14
32 21
Candy Crush is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Candy Crush

15
30 19
Annie Mall is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Annie Mall

16
26 15
Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

17
46 36
Hate Middleton is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Hate Middleton

18
86 78
Holly Caust is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Holly Caust

19
31 21
Ally Bamma is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Ally Bamma

20
45 36
Barbara Fett is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Barbara Fett

21
26 18
Lady Hades is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Lady Hades

22
29 24
Suzy Sidal is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Suzy Sidal

23
17 12
Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

24
29 27
Jill the Ripper is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Jill the Ripper

25
35 35
Ma'ama Jamma is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Ma'ama Jamma

26
27 26
Veruca Salt is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Veruca Salt

27
31 32
Rolling Thunder is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Rolling Thunder

28
19 19
Nurse Ratchet is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Nurse Ratchet

29
19 19
Miss Der E. Meat is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Der E. Meat

30
25 28
Sarah N. Gas is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Sarah N. Gas

31
21 23
Carrie Bloodsaw is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Carrie Bloodsaw

32
19 21
Lady-Kraken is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady-Kraken

33
3 1
Eva Destruction is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Robert Maybeth added Eva Destruction

34
21 25
Lady Payne is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady Payne

35
23 28
Velocirachel is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Velocirachel

36
40 51
Karen is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Karen

37
22 28
Coco Caine is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Coco Caine

38
18 24
Abby Tude is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Abby Tude

39
17 23
Leggy Jackhammer is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Leggy Jackhammer

40
19 26
Woman of Mass Destruction is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Woman of Mass Destruction

41
16 22
Nuvaring Wraith is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Nuvaring Wraith

42
18 26
Lucy Skywalker is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lucy Skywalker

43
21 31
Herstory of Violence is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Herstory of Violence

44
18 28
She-Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
She-Hulk Hogan

45
18 31
Anna Molly is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Anna Molly

46
11 22
B's Knees is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
B's Knees

47
10 21
'Trashy' Ashly Smasher is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added 'Trashy' Ashly Smasher

48
17 32
Big Bertha is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Big Bertha

49
12 27
Mrs. Lightning is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Mrs. Lightning

50
7 20
Lady Killer is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added