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Funny The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names  

Kel Varnsen
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The ladies of Roller Derby are some of the toughest people on the planet. Not just the toughest girls, the toughest people. Period. This is not a sport for the faint of heart. It's bloody. It's vicious. It's cutthroat. It is as full contact as full contact can be.

If you don't know much about the sport, go check it out! There is more than likely an arena near you where you can take in all of the frenetic action that you are sure to remember and possibly get hooked on.

All of that aside, one of the best parts of Roller Derby is that the ladies get to come up with a nickname, or an alias, that they go by when they prepare to do battle. Here's a list of some funny ideas for roller derby player names. 

Vote for your favorites! Add your own! Let's have some fun!
 
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67 22
Diana Saurus Rex is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Diana Saurus Rex

2
85 37
Hermione Danger is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hermione Danger

3
59 27
Miss Da Meaner is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Da Meaner

4
72 39
Punchy Brewster is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Punchy Brewster

5
54 25
Helen Wheels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Helen Wheels

6
64 34
Lacy/DC is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lacy/DC

7
36 16
Hannah Bell-Lecter is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hannah Bell-Lecter

8
39 19
Bad Addie Tude is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Bad Addie Tude

9
48 29
Donna Thedead is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Donna Thedead

10
49 32
Baberaham Lincoln is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Baberaham Lincoln

11
45 29
Genghis Mom is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Genghis Mom

12
85 70
Holly Caust is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Holly Caust

13
28 16
Annie Mall is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Annie Mall

14
24 12
Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

15
33 22
Cherry Bomb is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added

16
30 19
Tiger Killy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Tiger Killy

17
30 21
Candy Crush is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Candy Crush

18
42 34
Hate Middleton is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Hate Middleton

19
43 36
Barbara Fett is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Barbara Fett

20
29 21
Ally Bamma is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Ally Bamma

21
24 18
Lady Hades is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Lady Hades

22
34 31
Ma'ama Jamma is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Ma'ama Jamma

23
27 23
Suzy Sidal is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Suzy Sidal

24
16 11
Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking

25
28 26
Jill the Ripper is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Jill the Ripper

26
26 25
Veruca Salt is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Veruca Salt

27
30 31
Rolling Thunder is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Rolling Thunder

28
18 17
Nurse Ratchet is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Nurse Ratchet

29
24 25
Sarah N. Gas is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Sarah N. Gas

30
21 22
Carrie Bloodsaw is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Carrie Bloodsaw

31
3 0
Eva Destruction is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Robert Maybeth added Eva Destruction

32
17 19
Miss Der E. Meat is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Der E. Meat

33
18 21
Lady-Kraken is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady-Kraken

34
20 24
Lady Payne is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lady Payne

35
22 27
Coco Caine is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Coco Caine

36
16 21
Nuvaring Wraith is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Nuvaring Wraith

37
19 25
Woman of Mass Destruction is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Woman of Mass Destruction

38
17 23
Abby Tude is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Abby Tude

39
18 25
Lucy Skywalker is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lucy Skywalker

40
20 28
Velocirachel is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Velocirachel

41
16 23
Leggy Jackhammer is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Leggy Jackhammer

42
33 49
Karen is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Karen

43
17 27
She-Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
She-Hulk Hogan

44
18 29
Anna Molly is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Anna Molly

45
19 31
Herstory of Violence is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Herstory of Violence

46
11 21
B's Knees is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
B's Knees

47
10 20
'Trashy' Ashly Smasher is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added 'Trashy' Ashly Smasher

48
17 31
Big Bertha is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Big Bertha

49
12 26
Mrs. Lightning is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Mrs. Lightning

50
7 19
Lady Killer is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added