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The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names 

Kel Varnsen
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The ladies of Roller Derby are some of the toughest people on the planet. Not just the toughest girls, the toughest people. Period. This is not a sport for the faint of heart. It's bloody. It's vicious. It's cutthroat. It is as full contact as full contact can be.

If you don't know much about the sport, go check it out! There is more than likely an arena near you where you can take in all of the frenetic action that you are sure to remember and possibly get hooked on.

All of that aside, one of the best parts of Roller Derby is that the ladies get to come up with a nickname, or an alias, that they go by when they prepare to do battle. Here's a list of some funny ideas for roller derby player names. 

Vote for your favorites! Add your own! Let's have some fun!
 
list ordered by
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Diana Saurus Rex is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Diana Saurus Rex
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Hermione Danger is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hermione Danger
3
Miss Da Meaner is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Miss Da Meaner
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Punchy Brewster is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Punchy Brewster
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Helen Wheels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Helen Wheels
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Bad Addie Tude is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Bad Addie Tude
7
Lacy/DC is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Lacy/DC
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Hannah Bell-Lecter is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Hannah Bell-Lecter
9
Cherry Bomb is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added
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Donna Thedead is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Donna Thedead
11
Genghis Mom is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Genghis Mom
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Baberaham Lincoln is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Baberaham Lincoln
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Candy Crush is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Candy Crush
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Annie Mall is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Annie Mall
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Hate Middleton is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Hate Middleton
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Trippy Longstocking is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
JosephCollins added Trippy Longstocking
17
Holly Caust is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Holly Caust
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Ally Bamma is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Ally Bamma
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Barbara Fett is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Barbara Fett
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Lady Hades is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Lady Hades
21
Tiger Killy is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Tiger Killy
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Suzy Sidal is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Danny Tedford added Suzy Sidal
23
Eva Destruction is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Robert Maybeth added Eva Destruction
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Sarah N. Gas is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Sarah N. Gas
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Ma'ama Jamma is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names
Ma'ama Jamma