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The Funniest Roller Derby Player Names

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The ladies of Roller Derby are some of the toughest people on the planet. Not just the toughest girls, the toughest people. Period. This is not a sport for the faint of heart. It's bloody. It's vicious. It's cutthroat. It is as full contact as full contact can be.

If you don't know much about the sport, go check it out! There is more than likely an arena near you where you can take in all of the frenetic action that you are sure to remember and possibly get hooked on.

All of that aside, one of the best parts of Roller Derby is that the ladies get to come up with a nickname, or an alias, that they go by when they prepare to do battle. Here's a list of some funny ideas for roller derby player names. 

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    Baberaham Lincoln

  • 2
    116
    45

    Barbara Fett

  • 3
    112
    48

    Diana Saurus Rex

  • 4
    96
    36

    Tiger Killy

  • 5
    118
    72

    Hermione Danger

  • 6
    75
    36

    Sarah N. Gas

  • 7
    92
    53

    Miss Da Meaner

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    76
    40

    Jill the Ripper

  • 9
    63
    34

    Bad Addie Tude

  • 10
    84
    56

    Punchy Brewster

  • 11
    57
    33

    Velocirachel

  • 12
    54
    29

    Candy Crush

  • 13
    58
    34

    Hannah Bell-Lecter

  • 14
    52
    31

    Abby Tude

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    59
    43

    Genghis Mom

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    46
    29

    Lady-Kraken

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    45
    31

    Trippy Longstocking

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    58
    47

    Hate Middleton

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    49
    38

    She-Hulk Hogan

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    22
    9

    Eva Destruction

  • 21
    42
    32

    Nuvaring Wraith

  • 22
    38
    32

    Ally Bamma

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    54
    61

    Karen

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    64
    76
  • 25
    83
    105

    Helen Wheels