sports Funny Roller Derby Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Add any names that you think would be super awesome for a Roller Derby team!

Roller Derby. It's intense. It's fast. It's bloody. It's downright brutal and the ladies that participate in this bloodsport are just as intense, and fast, and bloody, and brutal, and totally awesome.

Skating around in a circle really fast while people are hitting you doesn't sound like my ideal Wednesday evening, but for these ladies, it's everything. And it should be. Everybody is allowed to have their own passion, and if there is one thing that roller derby isn't lacking, it's passion. It IS lacking sanity.

That being said... it's kind of ridiculous. What sport isn't if you boil it down to its core elements. With that in mind, here's a list of some funny Roller Derby Team names. Vote for your favorites now!
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Toxic Cherries is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Toxic Cherries

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Women of Mass Destruction is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Women of Mass Destruction

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Glamazons is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Glamazons

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The Blue Ballers is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Blue Ballers

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Eves of Destruction is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Eves of Destruction

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18 12
Hell's Ballerinas is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Hell's Ballerinas

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Space Jammers is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Space Jammers

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The Scissor Sisters is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Scissor Sisters

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Taco Kickers is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Taco Kickers

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Cockblockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Cockblockers

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The G.I. Janes is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The G.I. Janes

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The Ovarian Fists is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Ovarian Fists

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The Iron Maidens is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Iron Maidens

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9 7
The Knockouts is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Knockouts

15 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do

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Edith Scissorfeets is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Edith Scissorfeets

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Black Eyed Beauties is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Black Eyed Beauties

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Holy Rollers is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Danny Tedford added Holy Rollers

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The Baby Makers is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Baby Makers

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Pearl Jammers is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Pearl Jammers

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Crash Test Lovelies is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Crash Test Lovelies

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Bomb Shells is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Danny Tedford added Bomb Shells

The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever

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The Thigh Crushers is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Thigh Crushers

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We're All Butch Lol is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
swag added We're All Butch Lol

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Black Heart Maidens is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Black Heart Maidens

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the stop drop and rollers is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Goreo added the stop drop and rollers

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the stop drop and rollers is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Goreo added the stop drop and rollers

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7 10
The Tallahassee Ruthless and T... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Tallahassee Ruthless and Toothless

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Knee-high Sox is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Knee-high Sox

The Coolest Basketball Team Logos

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12 17
Mass Spandexodous is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Mass Spandexodous

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Brakeless Endangerment is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Brakeless Endangerment

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The Split Lips is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Split Lips

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Dropkicking Damsels is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Dropkicking Damsels

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5 11
Lady Pandemics is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Lady Pandemics

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The Sore Losers is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Sore Losers

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8-Wheeled Assassins is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
8-Wheeled Assassins

30 Beautiful Women of Native American Descent

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7 14
Circle Twerkers is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Circle Twerkers

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5 12
The Alabama Thunder Thighs is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Alabama Thunder Thighs

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5 12
The Blood Stains is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Blood Stains

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Santa's Little Tough Bitches is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Santa's Little Tough Bitches

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The 'Bow Throwers is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The 'Bow Throwers

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The Lady Punchers is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Lady Punchers

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Knee Scrapers is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Knee Scrapers

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The Slammin' Sarahs is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Slammin' Sarahs

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Blood Red Velvet Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Blood Red Velvet Cupcakes

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The Fat Lips is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Fat Lips

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Rosie the Knockout Artists is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Rosie the Knockout Artists

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Rolling Ebola is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Rolling Ebola

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The Kathy Bates in 'Misery' Te... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Kathy Bates in 'Misery' Team

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The Wrist Guarders is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Wrist Guarders

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Fashion Paaaallleeeasse is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Fashion Paaaallleeeasse