Sports Funny Roller Derby Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Add any names that you think would be super awesome for a Roller Derby team!

Roller Derby. It's intense. It's fast. It's bloody. It's downright brutal and the ladies that participate in this bloodsport are just as intense, and fast, and bloody, and brutal, and totally awesome.

Skating around in a circle really fast while people are hitting you doesn't sound like my ideal Wednesday evening, but for these ladies, it's everything. And it should be. Everybody is allowed to have their own passion, and if there is one thing that roller derby isn't lacking, it's passion. It IS lacking sanity.

That being said... it's kind of ridiculous. What sport isn't if you boil it down to its core elements. With that in mind, here's a list of some funny Roller Derby Team names. Vote for your favorites now!
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Eves of Destruction is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Eves of Destruction

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Women of Mass Destruction is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Women of Mass Destruction

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Glamazons is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Glamazons

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21 12
The Scissor Sisters is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Scissor Sisters

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32 24
Toxic Cherries is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Toxic Cherries

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22 18
Hell's Ballerinas is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Hell's Ballerinas

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25 22
The Blue Ballers is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Blue Ballers

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16 12
The Thigh Crushers is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Thigh Crushers

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24 21
Space Jammers is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Space Jammers

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21 18
Cockblockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Cockblockers

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15 12
The G.I. Janes is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The G.I. Janes

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The Iron Maidens is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Iron Maidens

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Holy Rollers is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Danny Tedford added Holy Rollers

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Taco Kickers is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Taco Kickers

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15 14
Black Eyed Beauties is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Black Eyed Beauties

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21 21
The Baby Makers is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Baby Makers

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The Ovarian Fists is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Ovarian Fists

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Edith Scissorfeets is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Edith Scissorfeets

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10 10
The Knockouts is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Knockouts

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10 10
Bomb Shells is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Danny Tedford added Bomb Shells

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13 14
Pearl Jammers is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Pearl Jammers

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Smash Mouth Girls is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Marleym32 added Smash Mouth Girls

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Crash Test Lovelies is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Crash Test Lovelies

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1 1
Thundering herds is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Marleym32 added Thundering herds

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15 19
Mass Spandexodous is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Mass Spandexodous

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9 12
The Tallahassee Ruthless and T... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Tallahassee Ruthless and Toothless

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9 13
Dropkicking Damsels is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Dropkicking Damsels

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12 17
Black Heart Maidens is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Black Heart Maidens

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8 12
The Alabama Thunder Thighs is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Alabama Thunder Thighs

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7 12
Lady Pandemics is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Lady Pandemics

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9 15
8-Wheeled Assassins is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
8-Wheeled Assassins

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the stop drop and rollers is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Goreo added the stop drop and rollers

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The Split Lips is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Split Lips

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11 18
Brakeless Endangerment is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Brakeless Endangerment

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4 9
We're All Butch Lol is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
swag added We're All Butch Lol

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13 23
Knee-high Sox is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Knee-high Sox

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9 18
Circle Twerkers is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Circle Twerkers

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9 18
Santa's Little Tough Bitches is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Santa's Little Tough Bitches

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5 13
The Sore Losers is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Sore Losers

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the stop drop and rollers is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Goreo added the stop drop and rollers

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The Lady Punchers is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Lady Punchers

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5 15
The Blood Stains is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Blood Stains

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4 14
The Slammin' Sarahs is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Slammin' Sarahs

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5 16
Knee Scrapers is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Knee Scrapers

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2 11
The 'Bow Throwers is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The 'Bow Throwers

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3 14
Blood Red Velvet Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Blood Red Velvet Cupcakes

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3 14
Rosie the Knockout Artists is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Rosie the Knockout Artists

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The Fat Lips is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Fat Lips

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5 22
Rolling Ebola is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Rolling Ebola

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2 14
The Kathy Bates in 'Misery' Te... is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Kathy Bates in 'Misery' Team