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Funny Roller Derby Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Add any names that you think would be super awesome for a Roller Derby team!

Roller Derby. It's intense. It's fast. It's bloody. It's downright brutal and the ladies that participate in this bloodsport are just as intense, and fast, and bloody, and brutal, and totally awesome.

Skating around in a circle really fast while people are hitting you doesn't sound like my ideal Wednesday evening, but for these ladies, it's everything. And it should be. Everybody is allowed to have their own passion, and if there is one thing that roller derby isn't lacking, it's passion. It IS lacking sanity.

That being said... it's kind of ridiculous. What sport isn't if you boil it down to its core elements. With that in mind, here's a list of some funny Roller Derby Team names. Vote for your favorites now!
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The Iron Maidens is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Iron Maidens
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The Scissor Sisters is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Scissor Sisters
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Holy Rollers is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Danny Tedford added Holy Rollers
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Toxic Cherries is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Toxic Cherries
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Women of Mass Destruction is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Women of Mass Destruction
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Hell's Ballerinas is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Hell's Ballerinas
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Eves of Destruction is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Eves of Destruction
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Space Jammers is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Space Jammers
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Glamazons is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Glamazons
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The Thigh Crushers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Thigh Crushers
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Black Eyed Beauties is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Black Eyed Beauties
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The G.I. Janes is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The G.I. Janes
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Cockblockers is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Cockblockers
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The Blue Ballers is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Blue Ballers
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Bomb Shells is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Danny Tedford added Bomb Shells
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Smash Mouth Girls is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Marleym32 added Smash Mouth Girls
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The Ovarian Fists is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Ovarian Fists
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The Knockouts is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
jess-hart added The Knockouts
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Crash Test Lovelies is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Crash Test Lovelies
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Taco Kickers is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Taco Kickers
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The Tallahassee Ruthless and T... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Tallahassee Ruthless and Toothless
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The Baby Makers is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
The Baby Makers
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Pearl Jammers is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Pearl Jammers
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Dropkicking Damsels is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Dropkicking Damsels
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Edith Scissorfeets is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Funny Roller Derby Team Names
Edith Scissorfeets