Funny Roller Derby Team Names

Over 200 Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of Funny Roller Derby Team Names
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Add any names that you think would be super awesome for a Roller Derby team!

Roller Derby. It's intense. It's fast. It's bloody. It's downright brutal and the ladies that participate in this bloodsport are just as intense, and fast, and bloody, and brutal, and totally awesome.

Skating around in a circle really fast while people are hitting you doesn't sound like my ideal Wednesday evening, but for these ladies, it's everything. And it should be. Everybody is allowed to have their own passion, and if there is one thing that roller derby isn't lacking, it's passion. It IS lacking sanity.

That being said... it's kind of ridiculous. What sport isn't if you boil it down to its core elements. With that in mind, here's a list of some funny Roller Derby Team names. Vote for your favorites now!
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  • The Scissor Sisters
    38 votes

    The Scissor Sisters

  • The Iron Maidens
    29 votes

    The Iron Maidens

  • Toxic Cherries
    55 votes

    Toxic Cherries

  • Women of Mass Destruction
    46 votes

    Women of Mass Destruction

  • Holy Rollers
    24 votes

    Holy Rollers

  • Glamazons
    46 votes