fitness The Funniest Running Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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A list of funny team names to amuse runners during the sweatiest, most punishing miles. Running a marathon, or a half marathon, or a relay race, or a 5k, or something else with your best buddies may seem like a lot of fun. It may also seem like the worst idea that anyone has ever had ever. More often than not, it's both. It's fun doing active stuff with your friends. You can encourage each other to get healthier, lose weight, get faster, and a slew of other healthy things. That's great.

However, training for a race, or any sort of running event, is extremely time-consuming and unless you're an Olympic athlete you'll realize that you've bitten off way more than you can chew about 2 days into training.

That being said, you should do everything you can to have fun with it. The following is a list of funny team names that you and your pals can call yourselves so at least you can think about how awesome your name is while the rest of your body is shutting down somewhere around the mile 6 marker.

So distract yourself from the sweat in your eyes, the callouses on your feet, and the blood dripping from your nipples by voting for your favorites! Don't forget to add any great names that aren't already on the list!
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Probably Gonna Walk Most Of It is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Probably Gonna Walk Most Of It

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Forced Office Bonding Exercise is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Forced Office Bonding Exercise

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Not Fast Not Furious is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Not Fast Not Furious

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Sole Mates is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Sole Mates

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Kiss My Assfault is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Kiss My Assfault

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I've Got The Runs is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
I've Got The Runs

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We're Gonna Lose To The Kenyan... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
We're Gonna Lose To The Kenyans

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Dude, Where's The Finish Line? is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Dude, Where's The Finish Line?

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Agony of Defeet is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Agony of Defeet

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That Part In Forrest Gump is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
That Part In Forrest Gump

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The Pacemakers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Pacemakers

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Confused By The Metric System is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Confused By The Metric System

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The Thunder Thighs is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Thunder Thighs

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In Your Pace is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
In Your Pace

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Beer Run is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Beer Run

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We're Super Bored So We Paid T... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
We're Super Bored So We Paid To Enter This Really Long Running Thing

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Medals For Participation! is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Medals For Participation!

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The Shin Splints is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Shin Splints

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I've Got Soles is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
I've Got Soles

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The Over Pronaters is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Over Pronaters

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The Weekend Warriors is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Weekend Warriors

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Crossfit This is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Crossfit This

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Tramps Like Us is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Tramps Like Us

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The IcyHots is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The IcyHots

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Yogging is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Yogging

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Runnin' With The Devil is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Runnin' With The Devil

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Nipple Chafe is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Nipple Chafe

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The Running Men is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Running Men

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Cardio Only is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Cardio Only

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We're Those Barefoot Guys You ... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
We're Those Barefoot Guys You Hate

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The Orthotics is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Orthotics

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The Heel Strikers is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Heel Strikers

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The Ectomorphs is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Ectomorphs

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DriFitz And The Tantrums is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
DriFitz And The Tantrums

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The Trench Foots is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Trench Foots

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Bengay is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Bengay

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The Spaghetti Legs is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Spaghetti Legs

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It's For Charity! (Not So We C... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
It's For Charity! (Not So We Can Post About It On Instagram)

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Plantar's Peanuts is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Plantar's Peanuts

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The Bibs is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Bibs