The Funniest Running Team Names

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A list of funny team names to amuse runners during the sweatiest, most punishing miles. Running a marathon, or a half marathon, or a relay race, or a 5k, or something else with your best buddies may seem like a lot of fun. It may also seem like the worst idea that anyone has ever had ever. More often than not, it's both. It's fun doing active stuff with your friends. You can encourage each other to get healthier, lose weight, get faster, and a slew of other healthy things. That's great.

However, training for a race, or any sort of running event, is extremely time-consuming and unless you're an Olympic athlete you'll realize that you've bitten off way more than you can chew about 2 days into training.

That being said, you should do everything you can to have fun with it. The following is a list of funny team names that you and your pals can call yourselves so at least you can think about how awesome your name is while the rest of your body is shutting down somewhere around the mile 6 marker.

So distract yourself from the sweat in your eyes, the callouses on your feet, and the blood dripping from your nipples by voting for your favorites! Don't forget to add any great names that aren't already on the list!
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    164 votes

    Probably Gonna Walk Most Of It

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    104 votes

    Forced Office Bonding Exercise

  • Not Fast Not Furious
    114 votes

    Not Fast Not Furious

  • Sole Mates
    90 votes

    Sole Mates

  • Kiss My Assfault
    109 votes

    Kiss My Assfault

  • That Part In Forrest Gump
    70 votes

    That Part In Forrest Gump