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The Funniest Running Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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A list of funny team names to amuse runners during the sweatiest, most punishing miles. Running a marathon, or a half marathon, or a relay race, or a 5k, or something else with your best buddies may seem like a lot of fun. It may also seem like the worst idea that anyone has ever had ever. More often than not, it's both. It's fun doing active stuff with your friends. You can encourage each other to get healthier, lose weight, get faster, and a slew of other healthy things. That's great.

However, training for a race, or any sort of running event, is extremely time-consuming and unless you're an Olympic athlete you'll realize that you've bitten off way more than you can chew about 2 days into training.

That being said, you should do everything you can to have fun with it. The following is a list of funny team names that you and your pals can call yourselves so at least you can think about how awesome your name is while the rest of your body is shutting down somewhere around the mile 6 marker.

So distract yourself from the sweat in your eyes, the callouses on your feet, and the blood dripping from your nipples by voting for your favorites! Don't forget to add any great names that aren't already on the list!
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Probably Gonna Walk Most Of It is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Probably Gonna Walk Most Of It
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Kiss My Assfault is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Kiss My Assfault
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Sole Mates is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Sole Mates
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Forced Office Bonding Exercise is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Forced Office Bonding Exercise
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Not Fast Not Furious is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Not Fast Not Furious
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I've Got The Runs is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
I've Got The Runs
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We're Gonna Lose To The Kenyan... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
We're Gonna Lose To The Kenyans
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Dude, Where's The Finish Line? is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Dude, Where's The Finish Line?
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That Part In Forrest Gump is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
That Part In Forrest Gump
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Agony of Defeet is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Agony of Defeet
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The Thunder Thighs is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Thunder Thighs
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The Pacemakers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Pacemakers
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We're Super Bored So We Paid T... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
We're Super Bored So We Paid To Enter This Really Long Running Thing
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Confused By The Metric System is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Confused By The Metric System
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Medals For Participation! is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Medals For Participation!
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Beer Run is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Beer Run
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In Your Pace is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
In Your Pace
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The Shin Splints is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Shin Splints
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Pimp my Stride is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Emil de la Cruz added Pimp my Stride
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The Weekend Warriors is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The Weekend Warriors
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Nipple Chafe is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Nipple Chafe
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I've Got Soles is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
I've Got Soles
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We're Those Barefoot Guys You ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
We're Those Barefoot Guys You Hate
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The IcyHots is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
The IcyHots
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Tramps Like Us is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Running Team Names
Tramps Like Us