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The Funniest Running Team Names

Updated June 18, 2018 3.5k votes 1.0k voters 159.5k views41 items

A list of funny team names to amuse runners during the sweatiest, most punishing miles. Running a marathon, or a half marathon, or a relay race, or a 5k, or something else with your best buddies may seem like a lot of fun. It may also seem like the worst idea that anyone has ever had ever. More often than not, it's both. It's fun doing active stuff with your friends. You can encourage each other to get healthier, lose weight, get faster, and a slew of other healthy things. That's great.

However, training for a race, or any sort of running event, is extremely time-consuming and unless you're an Olympic athlete you'll realize that you've bitten off way more than you can chew about 2 days into training.

That being said, you should do everything you can to have fun with it. The following is a list of funny team names that you and your pals can call yourselves so at least you can think about how awesome your name is while the rest of your body is shutting down somewhere around the mile 6 marker.

So distract yourself from the sweat in your eyes, the callouses on your feet, and the blood dripping from your nipples by voting for your favorites! Don't forget to add any great names that aren't already on the list!
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  • Probably Gonna Walk Most Of It1
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    89

    Probably Gonna Walk Most Of It

  • Kiss My Assfault2
    111
    53

    Kiss My Assfault

  • Forced Office Bonding Exercise3
    99
    48

    Forced Office Bonding Exercise

  • Not Fast Not Furious4
    109
    58

    Not Fast Not Furious

  • Sole Mates5
    93
    46

    Sole Mates

  • I've Got The Runs6
    83
    47

    I've Got The Runs

  • The Shin Splints7
    53
    22

    The Shin Splints

  • That Part In Forrest Gump8
    63
    37

    That Part In Forrest Gump

  • Dude, Where's The Finish Line?9
    73
    49

    Dude, Where's The Finish Line?

  • We're Gonna Lose To The Kenyans10
    80
    58

    We're Gonna Lose To The Kenyans

  • Agony of Defeet11
    63
    42

    Agony of Defeet

  • Nipple Chafe12
    48
    28

    Nipple Chafe

  • The Thunder Thighs13
    57
    40

    The Thunder Thighs

  • Tramps Like Us14
    42
    27

    Tramps Like Us

  • We're Those Barefoot Guys You Hate15
    41
    27

    We're Those Barefoot Guys You Hate

  • I've Got Soles16
    38
    24

    I've Got Soles

  • We're Super Bored So We Paid To Enter This Really Long Running Thing17
    47
    35

    We're Super Bored So We Paid To Enter This Really Long Running Thing

  • The Pacemakers18
    44
    34

    The Pacemakers

  • Confused By The Metric System19
    39
    30

    Confused By The Metric System

  • Beer Run20
    37
    30

    Beer Run

  • In Your Pace21
    37
    42

    In Your Pace

  • 22
    13
    11

    Pimp my Stride

  • Medals For Participation!23
    30
    37

    Medals For Participation!

  • The Weekend Warriors24
    25
    32

    The Weekend Warriors

  • Bengay25
    13
    20

    Bengay