animals Funny Names to Give a Snake  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give snakes.

Sssssearching for the perfect name for your cool new pet? If you've recently adopted a snake, you've probably given serious thought to a name. Snakes live a long time, so you'll want to give your pet the perfect moniker. This list of snake name ideas may help.

Funny snake names are always a great way to go. Punny snake titles like “David Hisselhoff” and “Monty Python” can’t be beaten. You could even go for a classic literary figure like “William Snakespeare,” or a more contemporary reference like “Severus Snake” - ten points to Slytherin for the creative serpentine connection. Other cute names for snakes play on their slithery appearance, like “Mr. Wiggles” or “Spaghetti” or even “Noodle.” You can combine some of these clever snake names to come up with a good title. “Spaghetti Noodle” has a nice ring to it.

What is the best name for a snake? Be sure to vote for the funniest puns and snake-centric jokes, and add yours if it’s not already on the list!

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William Snakespeare

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536 287
Noodles

3
379 202
Severus Snake

4
289 205
Monty Python

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264 184
Rumplesnakeskin

6
246 174
Mr. Wiggles

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259 202
Spaghetti

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193 164
David Hisselhoff

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229 205
Mr. Slithers

10
135 116
Rocky Bal-Boa

11
137 121
Reese Slitherspoon

12
72 47
Zoe Warner added Pretzel

13
151 141
Julius Squeezer

14
74 57
eman61705 added Coca Coabra

Old Celebrities You Didn't Realize Are Still Alive

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40 23
Lia Stertz added Danger Noodle

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55 42
LPGAMING added cuddles

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115 122
Mr. Fangtastic

18
104 109
Hisstopher

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32 19
Lia Stertz added Nope Rope

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127 141
Jake the Snake

21
117 132
Snakenames4life added Fluffy

Funny Names to Give a Sugar Glider

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105 121
Ebenezer Squeezer

23
56 61
eman61705 added Dr. Pasta

24
95 116
Optimus Python

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36 36
Felipe Barros added Rocky Ball Boa

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38 40
LPGAMING added slinky

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105 136
Hissy Elliott

28
64 84
Quaza added Totally Harmless

Funny Names to Give a Skunk

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49 66
Amisythe added Orochimaru

30
1 4
1523938002088 added Lemony Snaket

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62 102
Sir Francis Snake

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60 100
Snake Gyllenhaal

33
5 16
Chris Hamilton added Kevin Snakeon

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19 39
Felipe Barros added Solid Snake

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55 115
Hisstory

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49 117
Hisstine

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40 113
Snake T. Austin

38
37 108
Charming

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52 139
lily granger added Snakeeeeyyyyyy