Animals Funny Names to Give a Snake  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give snakes.

Sssssearching for the perfect name for your cool new pet? If you've recently adopted a snake, you've probably given serious thought to a name. Snakes live a long time, so you'll want to give your pet the perfect moniker. This list of snake name ideas may help.

Funny snake names are always a great way to go. Punny snake titles like “David Hisselhoff” and “Monty Python” can’t be beaten. You could even go for a classic literary figure like “William Snakespeare,” or a more contemporary reference like “Severus Snake” - ten points to Slytherin for the creative serpentine connection. Other cute names for snakes play on their slithery appearance, like “Mr. Wiggles” or “Spaghetti” or even “Noodle.” You can combine some of these clever snake names to come up with a good title. “Spaghetti Noodle” has a nice ring to it.

What is the best name for a snake? Be sure to vote for the funniest puns and snake-centric jokes, and add yours if it’s not already on the list!

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Noodles

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William Snakespeare

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Severus Snake

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Lia Stertz added Danger Noodle

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Spaghetti

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Monty Python

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Rumplesnakeskin

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Mr. Wiggles

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Lia Stertz added Nope Rope

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Zoe Warner added Pretzel

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Julius Squeezer

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eman61705 added Coca Coabra

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David Hisselhoff

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Rocky Bal-Boa

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Mr. Slithers

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201010036 added Snek

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LPGAMING added cuddles

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Reese Slitherspoon

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Jake the Snake

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Mr. Fangtastic

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LPGAMING added slinky

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Snakenames4life added Fluffy

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Hisstopher

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Optimus Python

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Ebenezer Squeezer

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201010036 added Boops

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1523938002088 added Lemony Snaket

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JakeHare added William Snakespeare

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Quaza added Totally Harmless

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Hissy Elliott

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eman61705 added Dr. Pasta

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Felipe Barros added Rocky Ball Boa

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201010036 added Ivy

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201010036 added Kitty

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201010036 added Candy Corn

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201010036 added Dobby

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Remus David added Ssssasha

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Ricky Roffey added Harvey Slimestein by Ricky Roffey

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201010036 added Twigs

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201010036 added Henry

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Ricky Roffey added The Great British Snake Off by Ricky Roffey

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Amisythe added Fictional Character

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Ricky Roffey added Jess Knight

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201010036 added Misty

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Takehiko Sukaru added Sir Franciss Snakeon

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201010036 added Soul

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Sir Francis Snake

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201010036 added Jenny

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201010036 added Person

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Snake Gyllenhaal