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Funny Names to Give a Snake

Updated February 3, 2021 70.3k votes 10.0k voters 215.2k views79 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give snakes.

Sssssearching for the perfect name for your cool new pet? If you've recently adopted a snake, you've probably given serious thought to a name. Snakes live a long time, so you'll want to give your pet the perfect moniker. This list of snake name ideas may help.

Funny snake names are always a great way to go. Punny snake titles like “David Hisselhoff” and “Monty Python” can’t be beaten. You could even go for a classic literary figure like “William Snakespeare,” or a more contemporary reference like “Severus Snake” - ten points to Slytherin for the creative serpentine connection. Other cute names for snakes play on their slithery appearance, like “Mr. Wiggles” or “Spaghetti” or even “Noodle.” You can combine some of these clever snake names to come up with a good title. “Spaghetti Noodle” has a nice ring to it.

What is the best name for a snake? Be sure to vote for the funniest puns and snake-centric jokes, and add yours if it’s not already on the list!

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    Noodles

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    William Snakespeare

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    Danger Noodle

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    1,405

    Severus Snake

  • 5
    1,287
    883

    Nope Rope

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    1,289
    940

    Mr. Wiggles

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    961

    Spaghetti

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    443

    MilkShnake

  • 9
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    Coca Coabra

  • 10
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    Pretzel

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    949

    Rumplesnakeskin

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    697

    Snek

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    534

    Slinky

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    Monty Python

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    Slim Jim

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    135

    Caution Ramen

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    164
  • 18
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    Julius Squeezer

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    412

    Ivy

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    Reese Slitherspoon

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    Cuddles

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    Boops

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    Mr. Slithers

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    Jeff

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    157