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Make no mistake, Softball is an extremely competitive sport. Well, the fast-pitch version of it is. It's worth clarifying that this list of funny softball team names is geared entirely towards the slow-pitch variation of the game. The kind that isn't really an actual sport and is more like a hobby. Usually played by bored office workers, drunken dads reliving their glory days on the diamond, or completely unathletic people that finally have a chance to get involved in something somewhat active because the pitches never really get faster than, well, let's say 20mph.
Make no mistake again, I'm not knocking slow-pitch softball. It's gratuitously fun, and that's exactly how it should be treated. Fun. Period. With that sentiment in mind, here's a list of some funny softball team names that you and your best buds might want to steal (that's a pun) for your own team of weekend warriors in desperate need of some athletic escapism. So, whether it be slow pitch softball and fast pitch softball, these are some great names!
Vote for your favorites! Have some fun!
list ordered by
1
131 121
Bat Attitude
2
83 91
BradleyGriffith added Balls Deep
3
83 100
sox0210 added The Stepdad's- Cuz We Beat You and You Hate Us
4
75 91
The Benchwarmers
5
77 111
Baseic Pitches
6
51 77
One Pitch Nightmares
7
34 51
The Dirt Eaters
8
61 95
Beerview Mirror
9
40 65
The Bunt Cakes
10
43 71
The Glory Days
11
38 64
The Grand Salamis
12
31 57
Pancake Batters
13
48 89
You know...White People
14
35 69
The Soft Serves
15
23 48
The Belly Itchers
16
30 61
The Catchers In The Rye
17
25 52
The Three Up Three Downs
18
34 72
The Split Finger Hoochie Mammas
19
30 67
The Hit Men
20
25 58
The Ball Hogs
21
18 48
The Aluminum Alliance
22
14 41
The Change Ups
23
32 80
The Big Gloves
24
16 47
The Cornholes
25
26 69
The Softies
26
26 71
Super Drunk And Scary Dads
27
12 41
The Chin Musicians
28
13 44
The High Risers
29
19 60
Noah's Arc
30
12 43
Comfortably Gloved
31
13 46
The Catching Fires
32
10 38
The Turn Twos
33
14 49
The Slow Dancers
34
11 44
The Sort Of Bronx Bombers
35
12 48
Baseic Instinct
36
15 59
The Cans of Corn
37
10 44
The Pick Offs
38
10 44
The What Else Am I Gonna Do's
39
9 41
The Forced Funs
40
11 49
The Fungos
41
7 39
The Middle-relievers
42
8 43
The Megablasts
not on the list? add item #43
List Rules: Feel free to add any of your own bright ideas to this list after you've voted up your favorites.
