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Kel Varnsen
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Make no mistake, Softball is an extremely competitive sport. Well, the fast-pitch version of it is. It's worth clarifying that this list of funny softball team names is geared entirely towards the slow-pitch variation of the game. The kind that isn't really an actual sport and is more like a hobby. Usually played by bored office workers, drunken dads reliving their glory days on the diamond, or completely unathletic people that finally have a chance to get involved in something somewhat active because the pitches never really get faster than, well, let's say 20mph.

Make no mistake again, I'm not knocking slow-pitch softball. It's gratuitously fun, and that's exactly how it should be treated. Fun. Period. With that sentiment in mind, here's a list of some funny softball team names that you and your best buds might want to steal (that's a pun) for your own team of weekend warriors in desperate need of some athletic escapism. So, whether it be slow pitch softball and fast pitch softball, these are some great names!

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Bat Attitude is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
Bat Attitude

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Balls Deep is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
BradleyGriffith added Balls Deep

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The Stepdad's- Cuz We Beat You... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
sox0210 added The Stepdad's- Cuz We Beat You and You Hate Us

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The Benchwarmers is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Benchwarmers

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Baseic Pitches is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
Baseic Pitches

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One Pitch Nightmares is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
One Pitch Nightmares

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The Glory Days is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Glory Days

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The Dirt Eaters is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Dirt Eaters

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The Bunt Cakes is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Bunt Cakes

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Beerview Mirror is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
Beerview Mirror

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The Grand Salamis is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Grand Salamis

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You know...White People is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
You know...White People

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The Catchers In The Rye is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Catchers In The Rye

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Pancake Batters is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
Pancake Batters

The Best Fantasy Team Names

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The Split Finger Hoochie Mamma... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Split Finger Hoochie Mammas

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The Belly Itchers is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Belly Itchers

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The Soft Serves is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Soft Serves

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The Three Up Three Downs is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Three Up Three Downs

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The Hit Men is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Hit Men

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The Aluminum Alliance is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Aluminum Alliance

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The Ball Hogs is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Ball Hogs

The Hardest Languages to Learn

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The Cornholes is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Cornholes

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The Big Gloves is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Big Gloves

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The Softies is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Softies

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Super Drunk And Scary Dads is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
Super Drunk And Scary Dads

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The High Risers is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The High Risers

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The Change Ups is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Change Ups

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Noah's Arc is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
Noah's Arc

The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever

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The Catching Fires is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Catching Fires

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Comfortably Gloved is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
Comfortably Gloved

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The Sort Of Bronx Bombers is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Sort Of Bronx Bombers

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Baseic Instinct is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
Baseic Instinct

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The Slow Dancers is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Slow Dancers

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The Turn Twos is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Turn Twos

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The Forced Funs is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Forced Funs

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The Chin Musicians is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Chin Musicians

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The What Else Am I Gonna Do's is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The What Else Am I Gonna Do's

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The Cans of Corn is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Cans of Corn

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The Fungos is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Fungos

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The Pick Offs is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Pick Offs

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The Megablasts is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Megablasts

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The Middle-relievers is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Softball
The Middle-relievers