Humor All The Times Eric Cartman Said Exactly The Right Thing  

Nathan Davidson
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List Rules Upvote the Cartman quotes that capture his festively plump personality.

Eric Cartman is easily the greatest South Park character of all time and arguably the greatest animated TV character. Fat, exploitative, and a total dick, Cartman's inflated sense of self-importance bestows him a lack of self-awareness terrible for the real world but excellent for comedy. Eric may only be eight-years-old, but he's got a lifetime's worth of gripes, evidenced by this gallery of the greatest Cartman South Park quotes.

If you're struggling for answers in life, Cartman quotes will solve your problems, albeit with advice that would only serve someone as depraved as he is. In this tribute to Eric Theodore Cartman's greatest quotes, you'll witness many of the lessons South Park has taught us. Respect his autoritah!

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Food For Thought


Food For Thought is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list All The Times Eric Cartman Said Exactly The Right Thing
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Sex Ed With Cartman


Sex Ed With Cartman is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list All The Times Eric Cartman Said Exactly The Right Thing
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Eight Is Not Enough


Eight Is Not Enough is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list All The Times Eric Cartman Said Exactly The Right Thing
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Eric Cartman's #1 Life Goal


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