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All The Times Eric Cartman Said Exactly The Right Thing

Updated January 23, 2020 25.5k votes 5.1k voters 283.5k views28 items

List RulesUpvote the Cartman quotes that capture his festively plump personality.

Eric Cartman is easily the greatest South Park character of all time and arguably the greatest animated TV character. Fat, exploitative, and a total d*ck, Cartman's inflated sense of self-importance bestows him a lack of self-awareness terrible for the real world but excellent for comedy. Eric may only be eight-years-old, but he's got a lifetime's worth of gripes, evidenced by this gallery of the greatest Cartman South Park quotes from some of the best Cartman episodes.

If you're struggling for answers in life, Cartman quotes will solve your problems, albeit with advice that would only serve someone as depraved as he is. In this tribute to Eric Theodore Cartman's greatest quotes, you'll witness many of the lessons South Park has taught us. Respect his autoritah!

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    A Classic

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    Eric Cartman's #1 Life Goal

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    Respect The Cartman

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    Food For Thought

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