Hilarious "Special Instructions" Pizza Deliveries

In case you didn't know, the "special instructions" box on your pizza ordering app is for helpful suggestions like "go easy on the mushrooms" or "make it extra crispy." But the hungry individuals on this list took it to a whole other level. These funny delivery instructions are what happens when restraint gets bitch slapped by the primal urge to ask for a ridiculous drawing with your large extra cheese. Here you’ll find funny pizza boxes prepared by pizza makers who not only received such instructions, but who totally came through and made them happen.

These photos feature everything from pizza poetry and cheesy jokes (pun intended) to artistic masterpieces penned by people who should probably quit their job at Domino's and go to art school. So the next time you’re in the mood to eat your pepperoni and pineapple in front of a random drawing of a dinosaur howling at the mood, there’s a pizza guy with a Sharpie out there just waiting to make your dream a reality.

Whether you’re looking for great ideas for what to include in your next special instructions box or are just out for a grin, dinner is served.

  • 1
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    The Most Poetic Cooking Instructions Ever

    The Most Poetic Cooking Instructions Ever
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    207 votes
  • 2
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    This Extra Dose of Motivational Inspiration

    257 votes
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    Still, a Pretty Valiant Attempt

    158 votes
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    Well Played

    Well Played
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    157 votes
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    This Guy Must Be Working His Way Through Comic Book Artist School

    This Guy Must Be Working His Way Through Comic Book Artist School
    Photo: @colleensteinaway / via Instagram
    156 votes
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    Complete with Parenthetical Confirmation

    Complete with Parenthetical Confirmation
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    119 votes