It's time to dumb yourself down for a moment. Just let the stupid flow through you. These are the absolute dumbest puns in the history of the Internet. Puns so bad they'll probably lower your IQ at least 10 points, but don't worry, the effects are only temporary. Don't be afraid to laugh, because you have to admit that while these puns are incredibly stupid, they're also pretty dang funny. Well, technically they're more "punny" than funny, but you get the point.