A long time ago in a national news media galaxy far, far away, people actually trusted the news. These days, a lot of people would argue that the mainstream media really isn't all that different from infamous tabloid publications like "World Weekly News" or "National Enquirer" and this list of funny and weird tabloid headlines prove just that. Well, they don't really prove anything. I take that statement back. Tabloid headlines have never proven anything... accept that completely made up news will always be far more entertaining than the real thing.