VOTE The Funniest Team Names for Dentists  

Kel Varnsen
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So, you're a dentist. I bet you know lots of good dental jokes.  Dentistry's really cool. I don't know how you do it. I would never be able to bring myself to have my hands all in other peoples mouths all day every day - it's just not for me. But it IS for you, and that's terrific because the world needs dentists.

But hey, just because you're a dentist that doesn't mean that you're a complete bore all of the time, even though you probably are that lady or gentleman in the neighborhood that gives out toothpaste on Halloween. Side note, stop doing that. Let the kids have ONE night. Also, you're costing yourself money by preventing cavities. It's bad for business.

Anyway, You're a dentist but you like to have fun. Maybe your office kickball team needs a wacky name. Maybe you sponsored a softball team. Maybe your local TV commercial needs a zany catchphrase to let people know that you'll clean their teeth but you've also got a sense of humor and understand puns. Well, that's why this list exists.

This is a list of some funny names for groups of dentists of any sort. Vote for your favorites now! Rank away! 

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Struck By Whitening is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Struck By Whitening

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The Whole Tooth And Nothing Bu... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
The Whole Tooth And Nothing But The Tooth

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You Can't Handle The Tooth! is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
You Can't Handle The Tooth!

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Caps And Crowns is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Caps And Crowns

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Invisalignbackers is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Invisalignbackers

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Get Tootha Choppa! is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Get Tootha Choppa!

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Flossy Lady is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Flossy Lady

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John Wilkes Tooth is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
John Wilkes Tooth

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Bend Over And Floss is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Bend Over And Floss

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We Know You Don't Floss is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
We Know You Don't Floss

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The Venice Root Canals is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
The Venice Root Canals

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I Volunteeth As Tribtooth! is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
I Volunteeth As Tribtooth!

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Bi-Molar is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Bi-Molar

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Sega Hygenisis is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Sega Hygenisis

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High Gloss Floss is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
High Gloss Floss

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The Lumiveneers is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
The Lumiveneers

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We'll Do Our Crest! is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
We'll Do Our Crest!

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Tartar Sauce is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Tartar Sauce

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Pearls Of Wisdom is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Pearls Of Wisdom

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The Saliva Suckers is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
The Saliva Suckers

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Rinse And Spit is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Team Names for Dentists
Rinse And Spit