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The Funniest Team Names for Dentists

Updated May 31, 2018 1.5k votes 678 voters 75.4k views22 items

So, you're a dentist. I bet you know lots of good dental jokes.  Dentistry's really cool. I don't know how you do it. I would never be able to bring myself to have my hands all in other peoples mouths all day every day - it's just not for me. But it IS for you, and that's terrific because the world needs dentists.

But hey, just because you're a dentist that doesn't mean that you're a complete bore all of the time, even though you probably are that lady or gentleman in the neighborhood that gives out toothpaste on Halloween. Side note, stop doing that. Let the kids have ONE night. Also, you're costing yourself money by preventing cavities. It's bad for business.

Anyway, You're a dentist but you like to have fun. Maybe your office kickball team needs a wacky name. Maybe you sponsored a softball team. Maybe your local TV commercial needs a zany catchphrase to let people know that you'll clean their teeth but you've also got a sense of humor and understand puns. Well, that's why this list exists.

This is a list of some funny names for groups of dentists of any sort. Vote for your favorites now! Rank away! 
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    67

    Struck By Whitening

  • 2
    76
    35

    You Can't Handle The Tooth!

  • 3
    38
    20

    We'll Do Our Crest!

  • 4
    49
    35

    The Saliva Suckers

  • 5
    65
    52

    Caps And Crowns

  • 6
    42
    33

    Get Tootha Choppa!

  • 7
    34
    24

    Bi-Molar

  • 8
    54
    49

    The Whole Tooth And Nothing But The Tooth

  • 9
    45
    42

    Flossy Lady

  • 10
    37
    32

    Invisalignbackers

  • 11
    21
    24

    Sega Hygenisis

  • 12
    25
    29

    Pearls Of Wisdom

  • 13
    22
    25

    The Venice Root Canals

  • 14
    28
    35

    We Know You Don't Floss

  • 15
    16
    22

    Tartar Sauce

  • 16
    20
    30

    John Wilkes Tooth

  • 17
    7
    15

    The Three Dentists - Dewey, Clean'em & Howe

  • 18
    13
    26

    Bend Over And Floss

  • 19
    14
    28

    I Volunteeth As Tribtooth!

  • 20
    8
    20

    High Gloss Floss

  • 21
    12
    28

    The Lumiveneers

  • 22
    20
    40

    Rinse And Spit